when i climaxed i found myself in a bread paradise
there were seas of gentle rye
pillows of doughy, supple whole wheat
and, for my own pleasure, a loaf of the finest, crumbiest garlic bread, crisp to the touch and still warm, with a hole carved in it for my big ol ♥♥♥♥ of course

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THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S U BSC U

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the man walks through the blasted waste, ash floating about his feet, dust motes filtering the light in the air

in the distance, a donger swells

"i cantl," the man says, a tear welling in his eye and tracing its way through the blackened dirt on his cheek

acorns are just regular ol' nuts wearing berets

snakes are just unfortunate lizards

jellyfish are just wet ghosts

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do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥

omg my sides !!

NASA like SpAce I get it

gomen NASA HAh

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just thought u might wanna know that a person named "zan overall" exists. his business card reads "zan overall: holocaust historian and musician"

today there was a holocaust denier on my campus and his name was "zan overall" and he was wielding two big signs, one of which bearing the phrase "the holocaust is phony!" and the other bearing the phrase "the boston bombing was a hoax!"

ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้

are u in the fremd zone

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🐙 ayyyy lmao.

how to act:
make the sound that old bathroom pipes make
hoeoohueuh
huougohuoguhou

こんにちは私の妹

THESE HOES CHASE BREAD
AW DAMN
SHE GOT A BIRD BRAIN

im writing a novel about you bubby

He walked through the trees hemming in the lane, wondering about what he'd do with the rest of his life now that he was free. His father wasn't an issue anymore; he'd seen the ship sink with his own eyes. He knew for sure. Well, maybe he didn't know for sure, but he could guess. He could only swim so far, right?

Maybe he'd move to Canada. He didn't mind the cold on most days. Wear a big parka, say "aboot". The standard Canadian things. Assimilate, learn French. Go to hip cafes in Montreal.

He certainly couldn't keep his old name. "Aaron" was too recognizable, too easy to remember.

And just like that, as though he were some sightless creature emerging from a deep, black pool, some sort of new alien creature that clambered from the recesses of the earth, he was BSC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na9O13Ts4kI

feel better~

http://i.imgur.com/FkZ8zcY.gif

the SANDY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAND WRAITH

http://i.imgur.com/5PU1wLi.gif

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

then i felt this irrational disgust that you were trying to hit on me

i was carrying a box the other day and i thought of you

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strace it's more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ than anything. no hard feelings

i love u mike

bsc hez lying he would never let u carry his boxes

bsc I love you more than strace loves you. Never forget that.

It was the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of times, it was the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of times, it was the age of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was the age of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was the epoch of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was the epoch of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was the season of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was the season of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, it was the spring of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, it was the winter of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, we had ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ before us, we had ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ before us, we were all going direct to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, we were all going direct the other way - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ – in short, the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ was so far like the present ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, in the superlative degree of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ only.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

All my friends say
That of course it's
Gonna get better
Gonna get better
Better
Better
Better
Better
Better
Better
Better

missu

u really smell like dog buns btw

rip

we demand amnesty for past crimes committed by the PUP GANG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruIRWi21XFo

ey what u gun do

vac ban???

PSYRRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY GANGNAM! (clicks delete!) LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%...........................​..... OPPA! It is impossible to delete our friendship.You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O sexy ladies walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing style.