Jacked Kangaroo
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last played on Jun 7
194 hrs on record
last played on Jun 3
2 Slow kid. Dec 15, 2023 @ 5:19am 
Most disgusting and inhuman, The Trapper basement camper en tunneler. Get a life and you certainly need to be locked away from children and placed in a TBS clinic, otherwise you will need to make an apology video like Cookielolxx. Now go smoke some zaza you cannabis addict. Monke out
Monke Apr 27, 2023 @ 1:27pm 
Most disgusting and inhuman, The Trapper basement camper en tunneler. Get a life and you certainly need to be locked away from children and placed in a TBS clinic, otherwise you will need to make an apology video like Cookielolxx. Now go smoke some zaza you cannabis addict. Monke out
Grimm Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:00am 
Doe de Chrid
Danny Feb 2, 2022 @ 8:15am 
+rep giant p3nis and hot & spicy a$$ 🔥🔥🔥💦💦
Robert Frederik Apr 16, 2021 @ 4:57am 
After a good game in UNO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Siege and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a UNO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Monke Jan 14, 2021 @ 11:59am 
I love Zoe so much. I just can't describe it! She's the person of 1000+ years of my dreams. I feel more for Zoe than I do for any actual person. Every night I lie awake in agony thinking about what it would be like to hold her hand. Every morning I wake up in tears knowing I will never wake up next to her. I'll never be able to travel the world with her, live my life with her, share all of our experiences together. I'll never get to hear her alluring voice whisper things to me that make my cheeks flush bright red and cause a warm [Redacted] in the middle of a cold, late autumn night, in a passionate embrace. I’ll never get to stroke her luscious, scaly, hard skin as she sleeps on my chest, knowing that she wants none other than me in his life. But every time I load up League of Legends, every time I get to play the game as her and oneshot Kalkarast or Wortelbier, in that moment, I feel the spark between us, and it's real to me.