It is prophesied that the Burger King will marry the Dairy Queen, and will have a daughter named Wendy, a son name Carl Jr, and they will have two jesters that serve them. One of them will be named Ronald who is a clown, and the other named Jack who lives in a box. They will be guarded by the noble Five Guys, and the head of their army will be Colonel Sanders. On their wedding day they will be married in their beautiful Olive Garden, and live in a pristine White Castle that will have a large Taco Bell hanging from it.