10
Products
reviewed
5051
Products
in account

Recent reviews by bron99

Showing 1-10 of 10 entries
13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
CHICKENS 10/10 :D

Now, let's be a bit more serious. This game costs 1 euro. Is it worth it? For me, yea. Basically you are a chicken. How awesome is that :D You're goal is to get back to the farm. In your way there are enemies like cats, bats, in one word animals :P You really should avoid them, as they are more powerful that you could ever imagine XD. To achieve your aim you need to complete mazes. It's not that hard as you can rotate the camera. The soundtrack is nice and relaxing. It's just a great game to just play when you're stressed after school/work.

All in all, it's just a relaxing game, definitely worth the 1 euro.
Posted June 25, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
22 people found this review helpful
59 people found this review funny
5.7 hrs on record
At least the uninstall button works properly.
Posted March 28, 2016. Last edited November 25, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
40 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
This game in nice, if you play it on EPIC settings.
Other setting don't really work properly (especially medium ones). :(

Anyway the graphics looks nice, looks like it was made by AAA studio, the atmosphere is great, you can feel the scariness in the air :D
Also the plot is interesting, though you don't really know what is it all about.
The voice acting is horrible for me, it is only in portuguese (luckily there are english subtitles) also it is very poorly done :(
The soundtrack is nice and it enhances the whole experience a lot :D

I recommend that game, but the in responsible price. If it is -50% take it without a doubt.
Posted February 13, 2016. Last edited February 13, 2016.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
7 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
9.3 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
1. Launch the game.
2. Stay in the main screen.
3. LISTEN TO AWESOME HOUSE!!!
4. Never actually start the new game
5. Only open for listening that one song
10/10 would listen Tobu - Hope again <3
Posted February 8, 2016.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Black Island is an adventure point & click game. For now it is 1 episode which contains 4 chapters (approximately 1 hour of playing).

The story is well-done and the atmosphere is gorgeous. The game's graphic looks amazing. It also has a video after each chapter that helps you go deeper into the story. The music, voice acting and sound is done really well.

While the movie part of the game is done nearly perfectly, i can't say the same thing about the rest of it. The puzzles are very, very easy, so if you're looking for a challenging game you should go and find sth else. Also is is EXTREMELY short. Hope the following episodes will be longer.

Overall I recommend that game. For me 6.99$ is too much, but if it is -50% take it without a doubt.
Posted October 16, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
This is a retro style game. If you don't like pixel graphic, you won't enjoy it.

It has nice story, there are many, many, many areas that you can explore.

The music fits the game perfectly.

The controls are simple, but you will need a while to get how everything works, cause the tutorial is bad (at least i didn't get it). The gameplay is really addicting. The crafting system is easy, so you won't have much trouble with making new items. The game itself is great, but there is a lack of guides, so you will need to learn everything by your own.

Besides from bad community, i really recommend that game :D Buy it if it is -50%!
Posted October 11, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record
This game is really hard (well at least for me, cause i s**k at puzzles xD)

When you start that game you will be like WTH AM I DOING HERE??? WTH IS GOING ON??? WHAT SHOULD I DO??? At least there is a "tutorial" (actually it is a wall of text xD) that tells you how you can move (WASD), fire (left click of the mouse), restart (left click) and jump (spacebar).

The only hints you will have to complete a lvl is the name of it and a short sentence that is creating while your playing. The nice thing is that you can't really die in this game, you will just need to start the lvl again.

The graphic is simple, beautiful it is own way, but also somehow scary. It also intensify the awe of our unawareness. The sound is filling the game perfectly.

The bad thing about Ilamentia is that going from fullscreen to windowed mode doesn't function properly and also it is locked at 50fps.

Besides from that minor bugs this game is a real masterpiece in its genre. I really recommend that game.
Posted October 10, 2015. Last edited October 10, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record
!!!WARNING!!! THIS GAME IS EXTREMELY HARD !!!WARNING!!!

Story: You are a hero and you need to kill those weird pinky things to complete the levels. THE END :D

Gameplay: I found this game extremely hard. There are over 100 levels, so you will easily destroy your keyboard/controller. It has co-op, so you can play with your friends which is really nice :D It also has level editor, so the community can create more levels (if the 100+ is not enough for you -.-). The main target of that game is to kill all those weird pink things and then go to next level and so on. You also have an optional target to complete the level without dying, which is hard as f**k.

Sound: The music is AWESOME !!! It is very minimalistic, but it is really awesome.

Graphic: It is pixel style one :D Also your eyes might start bleeding since it is very psychedelic :D

Overall i recommend that game, but the in responsible price. If it is -75% take it without a doubt.
Posted September 29, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
30 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Teaching idiots how to do specific things :D
10/10

So basically you are a head of your clan. You can train your people to do certain things. There are 3 classes. Hunter, who kills dinosaurs and can attack the hostile ai. Gardener, who can pick up dead dinosaurs bodies and fruits. The third and the last class is preparer, who is preparing the food (that is killed by hunter, delivered to the cave by gardener). But what for we gather all the food??? With the fruits you can heal your proteges, also after you gather needed amount of food you can get another dumb idiot, which you need to teach. There are also rewards which you can buy when you achieve certain amount of points. The rewards are really useful as you can buy things that will help you with teaching this dumb people. There you can also buy things that will **** the ai up :D As you can see the gameplay is kinda simple. Nothing could be more wrong, as it is really challenging. (of course you always can buy only hunters and do blitzkrieg, but for me it ruins the purpose of the game)

There is also local multiplayer in this game, but as far as i see you need to have a controller to play it, which is kinda sad :(
The soundtrack is nice, but after few hours kinda annoying.
The graphic looks ok, it could have been done better, but it is not bad.

I really recommend that game, but the in responsible price. If it is -50% take it without a doubt.
Posted August 28, 2015. Last edited September 29, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
19 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
9.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Shop Simulator 2015
10/10 would sell again :D

Now seriously in this game you are a shop manager. You need to buy staff, put in on shelves/tables, establish the price and then finally open the doors of your shop :D Now the hard part begins, you have to clean the floor, watch out for thieves.

The graphic is well-made cartoony one, so if you're looking for realistic graphic this game is not for you.

Music is very nice and addictive.

The gameplay if fun and interesting. There is still place for improvements, but for early access this game is really nice. YOU REALLY NEED TO READ TUTORIAL. If you are like me, who is pro in every game and thinks that tutorial is for n00bs, you won't get that game. Seriously the tutorial is very important and everyone should read it. The game has 19 scenarios, that's not bad, as it is on early access. Every scenario has different things you need to do, so you won't be bored.

I really recommend that game, but the in responsible price. If it is -50% take it without a doubt.
Posted August 20, 2015. Last edited August 28, 2015.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
Showing 1-10 of 10 entries