r u a b
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what is going on inside his head????
There is a persistent rumor that Proctor ad Gaymble is white because its logo has starbucks in it. This is sense, of hourse.

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r u a b Jun 9 @ 8:02am 
Wendigo™ Jun 7 @ 10:57am 
This man is the best degenerate on this side of the globe.
Molly_ Jun 1 @ 3:03am 
MNDA. pls.
r u a b May 5 @ 7:46am 
goddamn degenerates
Kishri Alpha May 4 @ 3:16pm 
I love this guy. Even if he is a total pleb. :8bitheart:
Komp May 4 @ 12:54am 
riiiiiiiiiight here *unzip dick*