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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:24am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:19am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:56am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:43am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:17am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:14am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:29am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:13am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:40am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:46am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:23pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:59am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:42am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:40am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:47am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:08pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:33am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:18am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:54am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:19pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:07pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:48am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:38am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:25am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:15am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:08pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:49pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:50pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:54pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:22am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:19pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:42am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:47am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:45am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:18am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:19pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:47am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:18pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:07pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 7:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 9:23am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 4:19pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 8:41pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 3:49am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 3:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jul 18 @ 8:04am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 11:57am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:56am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 5:02am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 8:25am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:41am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:49am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2022 @ 2:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:07pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:50am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:20am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:39am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 8:10am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 6:41am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 4:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:38am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:00am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 6:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:20am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:03am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:49pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:26am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:08pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 9:22am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:42pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:02am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 2:31pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:29am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:12am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 7:57am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2022 @ 7:54am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 8:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:01am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:40am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:59am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:57am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:37am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:26am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:50am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:26am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:36am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 6:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:23am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 4:28am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:59am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:08am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 5:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:16pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:17am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 4:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 9:26am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 5:44am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:12pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:45pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:58pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 1:28pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:27am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 2:35pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 6:38am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 2:47am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 9:36am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:45am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 1:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 4:39pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 7:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 8:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 8:28am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 4:28am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:53am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 12:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 5:07am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 1:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 6:02am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 11:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 3:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 9:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:06am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 5:47am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:39am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 1:45pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:45am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:41pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 5:45am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 4:18am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 7:36am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 6:33am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:38am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:44pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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