eat dyes, gums, seed oils, estrogens, pesticides, cinnamon with lead, bleached meat
wear mass-produced polyester clothes with azo disperse dyes and arsenic which fall apart in 1 week and leak all the chemicals into the water
walking in the woods, a beautiful beach, or on a stunning mountain makes you anxious because you can't get messages or social updates every minute
smoke vapes 500 times a day, develop psychosis from chronic weed smoking
shower once a week
know more about using internet slang than proper spelling
only exercise is the time spent walking to bed
use pay-in-4 apps for every payment because clearly it's more affordable
order fast food on doordash or sit in drive throughs for 40 mins for every meal instead of cooking yourself
spend 10 hours scrolling social media
cry about how miserable the internet makes you yet keep scrolling for 10 hours on negative content
only exist in echo chambers and constantly seek confirmation bias
use skincare with sls, preservatives, harsh acids, fragrance, and silicones and complain about your skin inflammation every day
follow every trend and opinion on social media because it's all credible and you will be just like them