please come to brazil🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🇧🇷🇧🇷

this real major lazer?

WHAT THE HAIRY BALLS

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Veselé Vánoce a krásné svátky, Tomášu

Veselé Vánoce a šťastné svátky, těším se, až si zase zahrajeme nějakou parádu společně

veselé vánoce, šťastný nový rok, ty sítě používáme při lovu

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Wish you a nice and relaxed weekend

Šťastný nový rok a všechno nejlepší v novém roce ti přeje Voldy ♥ ♥

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Happy New Year in advance, may 2017 bring a lot of good moments and health. Cheers 🎆🎇🎉🍻
~Voldy

♥‿♥ Merry Christmas BJ ♥‿♥

If bluejay plays tf2 and no one is around to see it, does he play it?

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ THE LONGER THE DONGER THE STRONGER THE SHLONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

You, have autism. You may not notice, but you do. I bet you don't even wear underwear under your trousers. I'm gonna kiss your dog, and make love to your sister. There's only one way to cure yourself, delete system 32, and hang yourself. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic ♥♥♥♥.

If you've never laid down on a bed butt naked while a fan blows sweet fairy kisses on your ♥♥♥♥ n' taters, well then you're just missin' out on keys points of life.

Hello everyone , I am Bluejay, i am a brony and i respect that and i play Gmod,TF2, and other games.I get fun of because im a brony, I don't care about that! Its always good to be myself and never give up who I am.If someone tells you that you like or love a TV show or something else,just be yourself! I never giveup who am I, You should to! You should never Giveup yourself and be who you are, AND stay awsomes! :D

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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ bob...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER

I can't believe Bernie is losing, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Kentucky???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about BlueJay. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol lol

I sexually Identify as a minion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed annoying the ♥♥♥♥ out of humanity. People say to me that a person being a minion is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install overalls and goggles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Minion” and respect my right to post stupid pictures on facebook. If you can’t accept me you’re a minionphobe and need to check your banana privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I was having sex with this girl last night and she was so hot i came in like 15 seconds. I was pretty embarrassed, but she leaned over to me and whispered "Don't worry, you still lasted longer than Synderen does in teamfights".

Damn Id love to shove my face right up into those asscheeks and lick the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell outta that sweet lil balloon knot of a butthole get my tongue everywhere in there reach around dittle the skittle get you have squirting orgasms drenching the entire room I pick you up and slide that nasty butt down over my mushroom tip and bounce that lil body up and down take you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pound town make that ass clap throw you down on the bed and lay into that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spank that ass shake a fart out of it hump that dumper super sexxy like wake up the neighbors screaming in ecstacy more orgasms pick you up and point that ♥♥♥♥♥ towards the plant that thing needs a lil water spray with your squirting ♥♥♥ then finally I blast a load all over those chesticles

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

The jews in germany at the time were ridiculed when they passed by german civilians. idk about you but that sounds like the world is rolling the ♥♥♥♥ out of you. since they get ridiculed and were probably called losers at some point. that sounds awfully like having a german girl put an L on her forehead. some jews spent years in the camps. they are fed all the rules and like it's detailed in Night by Elie Wiesel they do quite a bit of running. they did not live for fun. you have to be smart to survive. but you get dumb to the outside world. there was so much they didnt get a chance to see or do so what was wrong with fleeing the camps?
"hey now you're an all star" as in the star of david. all that glitters is gold, as in the jewelry and expensive luggage taken from the people arriving in the camps. only those that shoot like stars can change the world (break the mold)

many camps got extremely cold, and the young often used the few blankets they got and were bundled with, but the older people sacrificed themselves by giving it to them. the meteor men are the allies working to disband the nazis, and the holes in the satellite picures are the signs that hitler's army is weakening. the ice they skate is the chance they have to survive and its getting thin as the nazis get anxious at their seemingly soon defeat. instead of dreading the likelihood of death the jews tried to rasie their spirits with this and swam in the warm water of hope. the singer is extremely hopeful and is very happy that he is.

the person asking for gas to get away from this place (the camps) is a fellow jew asking for some sort of distraction or diversion so he can escape. the singer thinks its quite a concept since its so impossible. but he knows everyone wants to leave and get change too.
i hope youre convinced that the meaning to the song is about the holocaust and i appreciate you reading this.

What do Black people and the Twin Towers have in common?
When they get shot they fall to the ground

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the porn industry. When I ♥♥♥♥ a girl I don't use the first inch and ♥♥♥♥ her from the side. That's not what I want to watch either. I want to watch hot girls get ♥♥♥♥♥♥. So ♥♥♥♥ them. Just ♥♥♥♥ their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jesus christ. I don't need to see your ♥♥♥♥ to know that you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her. I want to see you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her until you both ♥♥♥. THAT'S what sex is about. Not "oh look how well my penis continues to slide in and out! Look how nice my penis is... focus on the penis. Okay enough with the penis, time to ♥♥♥♥ her ass. Just kidding it's still all about the penis because I'm barely even inside of her."
And don't even get me started on the "blowjobs" the porn industry illustrates, where the girl just opens her mouth wide as ♥♥♥♥ and moves her head back and forth. No wonder these guys can last for days while getting head, they're getting the equivalent of shooting your ♥♥♥♥ with a squirting gun. Ugh christ man.

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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

<"Ur daddy never loved you"
>"Well ur daddy never came home"
*instant suicidal thoughts*

I wish I could understand people like you. What does replying lol k accomplish? Do you think it angers me? Do you think myself or everyone else who obviously is looking at you like a crazy person are actually the crazy ones? Please enlighten me. Are you just always pissed and childish towards anyone who doesn't have your views? Do these sentences even make you think anything at all? What sentences do you choose to read and why do you ignore the ones you do? Did you even read the response before angrily typing? Do you do the same at work? With your family? Or were you brought up the same way and are now just emulating your parents? Are you a terrible troll or just a genuine awful person who literally ignores facts?

My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

My ♥♥♥♥. Is so hard right now I legitimately feel like I could ♥♥♥♥ someone into oblivion for hours because I am so horny and I want to die I want to shove my ♥♥♥♥ into someones tight ♥♥♥♥♥/vagina and just pound away and then cuddle afterwards but no that will not happen ♥♥♥♥ my life I am HORNY as balls godamn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of calling Alex a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥. People say to me that a person being a garden gnome is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a retarded beanie, 30 buckets of popcorn and a goatee on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Keemstar” and respect my right to get roight into the news. If you can’t accept me you’re a dramaphobe and need to check your internet drama privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

That awkward moment when you're parents walk in when your furiously masterbaiting to lesbian mild midget porn with snakes a horse and six apples

im 15 and i dont like leafy , he went from funny lifestorys and commentarys to "HHAHA LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OMG THIS GUY IS SO STUPID LOOLLOLOL" only that his fanbase can swarm the original video and bombard it with hate comments and death threats. But i get your point, most people that age like him because they feel better when they see him making fun of those people(its werid to describe, but i hope you get the point)

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Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆

🚨🚨💩❗OH SHI💩T 🚨🚨WE HAVE A👽DANK MEMER👽 HERE👇 A ROUND OF 👏APPLAUSE👏👏 FOR THE ✔APPROVED✔✅ MEME👀👀👀 CAUSE 👉THIS GUY👈 DESERVES👍👍 THE ⤴UPARROWS⤴⬆

I am 15 years old and I'm a brony. It is simply a tv show. I am no different than anyone else. I have a 3.87 GPA and many friends who simply don't mind me being a brony. I don't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about brony haters because the only reason they hate us is cuz they don't know anything about us. -.-

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If you don't know how to pronounce it, you can go ahead and call me Zach. I'm a 14-year old Highschool student. I love animals, hentai, coffee, ice cream, eating, shopping, TV series and music. I feel like a princesses most of the time I don't care what most people think or say about me. It really doesn't bother me or get to me unless I care about them a lot. Doesn't make me mean or tarrasqueless :)
A few tips about me:
• I have a couple mental disorders but WHATEVER (wow what an opening line)
• I'm like, half Australian, half Japenese. I'm proud of both :D
• English is my first language but you can speak to me in Japenese if you want
• Send me hentai because I love hentai, mainly ♥♥♥♥ girls

I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.

Alright, listen up tumblr ♥♥♥♥. I come from the far superior website 4chan, and i've noticed that you've been using our meme. The "feels frog" meme, or "pepe" has been a 4chan meme since the site came about, certainly longer then your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ website for ♥♥♥♥. Like jesus, i've looked around this website for 5 minutes and already you sjw ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are using our meme improperly. You reflect poorly on all of the anons when you steal our ORIGINAL MEME and turn it into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tumblr thing. I mean jesus crist i just wish you all would shut the ♥♥♥♥ up or go to 4chan to post pepes. So ♥♥♥♥ you all you tumblrfags, get a life or become an anon. Like seriously with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ peice of ♥♥♥♥ memes that wouldn't even be accepted on /b/. As a loyal /b/tard, i think it's my duty to tell all of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, go kill yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sjw trash.

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