If you are looking at my profile, and I am not currently online (I know like, when does that happen) please leave a message after the beep and I will return it as soon as I kill a thousand more demons and zombies with my huge sword.

wait for it..................................BEEP!

Predictions:
When Valve releases Half-Life 2: Episode 3, steam headquaters will explode due to not enough bandwith in the world to handle the load.