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2 people found this review helpful
63.1 hrs on record (61.3 hrs at review time)
The most fun I've had playing a co-op game in years. There is satisfying gunplay, frantic combat with hordes of enemies, and no shortage of ways to kill yourself and all of your friends by accident. I love this game, and I love the level of nonsense that it enables.

At the time of this writing, this game was the target of a mass review bomb campaign due to publisher Sony attempting to make Playstation Network account linking mandatory, which would have locked out players from 190 countries in the world from playing the game. As of yesterday, that decision was reversed.

We Dive Together, Helldivers.
Posted May 6.
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3 people found this review helpful
48.1 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
Absolver is a game unlike any other fighting game I've ever played before. It challenges you to adapt. To study your opponent. To evolve your own style of engagement and play. To experiment and innovate.

It is a beast like no other.
Posted November 23, 2017.
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3.1 hrs on record
Truly one of the great stories of our time, if not of all time, Octodad is an allegorial tale about an individual who must hide his true self from a judgemental society lest he be shunned by those closest to him.

It's a story that we can all relate to, one of heartbreak, of pain, of unconditional love. This game's thrilling narrative will first move your mind, then your heart, and then your very soul. I, for one, was moved to tears several times, and feel moved to be a better, more accepting person after experiencing such a masterpiece of storytelling.
Posted March 31, 2014. Last edited March 31, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,670.9 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Easily the most addictive, visually unique and engaging free-to-play game I have played in a VERY long time.
Posted February 12, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
If Asteroids and Audiosurf hooked up in the bathroom of a deadmau5 concert while high on ecstasy, nine months later they'd give birth to Beat Hazard, the bullet hell game in which seizure-inducing lights are weaponized into a laser cannon for the most psychedelic space battles ever witnessed.
Posted February 5, 2014.
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138 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Have you ever played a Tower Defense game and, near the end of a wave, had this *one guy* manage to get past all of your various turrets amidst all of the blood and carnage? Of course you have. We've all been there. Don't you wish there was a way for you to kill him right before he got to your nice, shiny base?

Welcome to Sanctum, where you can walk up to that guy and shove a rocket up his a** personally. And damn does it feel good doing it.
Posted January 23, 2014.
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5.0 hrs on record
Super MNC is considerably more LoL-esque than it's predecessor, and I'm still not sure if that's a good thing or not. The signs from the somewhat shaky transition from MNC's class-based DOTA hybrid gameplay to LoL in third person are still there and pretty obvious, and I can't help but think Uber made the change to cash in on a trend. Still, it's entertaining enough, and being Free-to-Play it's at least worth a try.
Posted July 17, 2012. Last edited February 5, 2014.
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303.4 hrs on record (301.2 hrs at review time)
Let me be blunt for a second; of you're using Steam than you should *already own this game*. Period.
Posted December 11, 2010.
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33.2 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
Probably the strangest game that I've ever played with a hell of a learing curve to boot, but the Void more than made up for it's difficulty in both uniqueness and style.
Posted December 11, 2010.
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