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I invited him to my house for a cs Lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Saavdhan raho satark raho
⠄⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⢆⣍
⠄⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢮
⠄⢸⣿⣷⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣼⣮⡻⢿⣿⣿⡟⠹
⠄⠈⣿⣿⡆⣙⣛⣛⣛⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣭
⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠈⣿⡿⠧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⢀⣾
⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣰⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿▄▄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿█░░▀▄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿▀▄░░▀▄⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▀▄░░▀▄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▄▀░░░░█⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▀▄▄▀▄▄█⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹
चंगू का पैर फिसलने लगा तो उसने मंगू की लुल्ली पकड़ ली और खुद को संभाल लिया।
इतने में मंगू बोला : भोसड़ी के, यह होती है दोस्ती.....अगर आज लौंडिया के साथ होता, तो डूब जाता।
अतः ब्रोज़ >>> होज़
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.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS HOTDOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
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.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
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If some people knew where such a spot was, if they had experience of what happens when here and there become entangled, then they might - if they knew how - mark such a spot with certain stones. In the hope that enough daft buggers would take it as awarning and keep away.
(Lords and Ladies)
😩
Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every
relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you
really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities
I most admired in myself I gave up. I stopped being loud and bossy ...
Oh, all right. I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.
-- Kate
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