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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 8:23pm

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked Jun 24, 2017 @ 2:37am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked Jul 5, 2017 @ 6:55am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 3:50pm

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked Dec 8, 2017 @ 5:20pm

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 3:43pm

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 4:42pm

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 6:58pm

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 9:56pm

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 9:15am

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 8:18pm

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked Jun 20, 2017 @ 4:11am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 3:03pm

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2017 @ 3:45am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked Jul 1, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked Jun 18, 2017 @ 1:02am

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:32am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 8:24pm

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked Jul 10, 2017 @ 3:51am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 3:41am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked Aug 21, 2017 @ 7:03am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked Nov 18, 2017 @ 12:15am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked Feb 22, 2018 @ 8:06am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:02am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 4:38am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 5:23am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked Aug 12, 2017 @ 11:18pm

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:09pm

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 7:02am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2017 @ 8:16am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2017 @ 4:11am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked Sep 4, 2017 @ 5:52am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked Aug 13, 2017 @ 5:12am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked Jul 28, 2017 @ 6:43am