+rep won't date me so is obviously very smart

+Rep I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.

SALAMI

+rep POOGERA, actual whale, rapscallion, heathen but we still love him and a true artiste. If you're not a part of it, join their fan club NOW. link --> blaahfanclubofficial@aol.com

i watched this guy take on the whole English army with just thumb tacks and a power wheel. Let's just say it was a massacre. Would 5/7 play with again.

+rep regularly goes train spotting with me, even if he has PTSD (post train stress disorder, he got ran over by one) great friend, and has thicc elbows. Highly recommended