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Top Ham Mar 2, 2024 @ 1:16am 
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Muhammad The Goat Sep 26, 2023 @ 8:27pm 
not even an octopus with a christmas hat wtf
flowers Jan 15, 2023 @ 4:11pm 
B A D A T F T L
Muhammad The Goat Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:34pm 
seethe PiecesOPork
Muhammad The Goat Jan 1, 2023 @ 7:56pm 
I stg every time i see that stupid little christmas hat on an octopus this just comes out of me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7MldafWX9c
Top Ham Mar 22, 2022 @ 3:25am 
Everyday I rage, even while I wage
Most of the time I lie even if I will die
Then on occasions I rage for ages
And in these episodes I find that all the normies want me blind
No longer can I see the ragie wagie in me
No longer can I hear a reason to live I can endear
Oh so lost for this cagie lost in the world of ragie wagies
Can't you see I am not blind it is the normies who manipulate my mind
I ragie in the cagie
Even when I am outstagie
Top Ham Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:32am 
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StrawberryLeche Jun 29, 2021 @ 8:28pm 
Man I remember when I used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. You seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. I go to parties every night, and every time I go to a party, I always leave with a different girl. I can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting with your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact, I'm literally with TWO new girls in bed right now.... oh? what's that? My deepest apologies, but the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Second-Generation Apple® AirPods™ Pro from 2020, blocking any sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. Stop focusing on little games, it's sad.
Top Ham May 20, 2021 @ 6:05pm 
LOL, this kid is a total BOTTOM FRAGGER! Get BEAMED n00b
Top Ham Oct 11, 2020 @ 2:18am 
I wish you could give people reviews on Steam. If I could review people, I would give this one a "Not Recommended." I used to consider this man to be my best friend, until I discovered he was betraying me and going behind my back. All and all, despite the betrayal, I gave him a chance to make things right and his only response was "The damage is already done." I would not recommend this person as a friend to anyone. Please heed my warning and stay clear of this man. He will lead you in with promises of friendship but ultimately, you will walk away with a knife in your back...
flowers Jul 24, 2020 @ 8:10pm 
BAD AT FTL
die_9 Apr 6, 2020 @ 9:59pm 
+rep friendliest player on our server, love him to death
Maeng Apr 6, 2020 @ 9:57pm 
+rep best pumpkin vendor I will ever meet <3
Chalpha May 19, 2019 @ 12:27pm 
There was honor in our Covenant once, and there shall be again!
.kkringe 💪🐘RUS Apr 1, 2019 @ 2:38pm 
THEY SAVED BARTON THORN'S C O C K
Muhammad The Goat Aug 9, 2018 @ 9:57pm 
-rep has massive penis:steamsalty:
Almighty May 23, 2018 @ 9:41pm 
-rep plays dayz
Top Ham Sep 4, 2017 @ 12:55pm 
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Ohheyhapa Jun 17, 2017 @ 11:28pm 
this profile belongs to the type of person that says gross stuff and makes you feel sad. #truenews
Ohheyhapa May 6, 2017 @ 7:26pm 
cool profile
Ohheyhapa Jan 15, 2017 @ 10:06pm 
<3 <3
Top Ham Oct 30, 2016 @ 10:15am 
OMG, what are you gay or something? Get a life kid. Rekt
Shohei Ohtani Oct 25, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
this man has no penis
Muhammad The Goat Sep 16, 2016 @ 2:33pm 
Hei, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really all for misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that was flirting I swear Im just trying to be horny for you I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Shohei Ohtani Aug 29, 2016 @ 12:23am 
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. he loads it and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip," he whispers, "to flavourtowm." 😐🔫
Muhammad The Goat Jun 21, 2016 @ 12:04pm 
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Shohei Ohtani May 3, 2016 @ 10:13am 
10:13 AM - BitsOBacon: im a literal ♥♥♥♥♥ destroyer dont forget it
Shohei Ohtani Apr 30, 2016 @ 8:52pm 
u smel bad. rekt
Amadeus Apr 29, 2016 @ 10:53pm 
I bet this guy doesn't even generate lift.
Rocky Raccoon 1968 Apr 27, 2016 @ 7:40pm 
Or... a CEO
Shohei Ohtani Mar 17, 2016 @ 1:07pm 
Rocky Raccoon 1968: WAT ARE YOU GAY
BitsOBacon: a little
PROOF
Shohei Ohtani Jan 6, 2016 @ 4:38pm 
4:37 PM - BitsOBacon: i make my money legit
Chalpha Dec 6, 2015 @ 7:38pm 
I know this man personally and he is the smartest and most attractive person on the planet. and if there was anarchy i would build a road for him and let him enslave me
Chalpha Dec 6, 2015 @ 7:37pm 
What a legend
Shohei Ohtani Dec 3, 2015 @ 8:04pm 
6:37 PM - BitsOBacon: you play it like call of duty
Joey.CYW Nov 19, 2015 @ 3:14am 
offended when i was joel trusted partner >.>
Ravetube Nov 6, 2015 @ 6:31pm 
Roses are red violets are blue grass is greener when I see you i play with my weiner.
Future Donut Nov 1, 2015 @ 11:56am 
Boo Boxxy!
Shohei Ohtani Oct 22, 2015 @ 11:51pm 
- rep he smells of cabbage
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Rocky Raccoon 1968 Sep 21, 2015 @ 10:51pm 
BitsOBacon: MAGNUS OPUM
Shohei Ohtani Sep 21, 2015 @ 10:50pm 
Magnus Opum - BitsOBacon
STITCHES Sep 5, 2015 @ 10:46am 
man down man down lol
Rocky Raccoon 1968 Jun 23, 2015 @ 12:54pm 
Trump for president, mor elike Romney for presidents because trump is 2ooh zexy. <3
Impetus Feb 19, 2015 @ 5:08pm 
lol you actually changed your name
Shohei Ohtani Sep 17, 2014 @ 12:38pm 
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Rocky Raccoon 1968 Aug 13, 2014 @ 12:17am 
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE FISH
LostQuelana Jul 27, 2014 @ 11:24am 
You're super cool Mr. Bacon-man. Your /b/ queen, not so much.