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We don’t even call him a teammate anymore he’s our emotional support spectator. The scoreboard might say “0 kills,” but those vibes he brings? Immaculate. I mean, who else could rack up that many deaths and still somehow claim “assist credit” because someone happened to shoot near the same pixel he was staring at?
Honestly, we’d be lost without him. Mostly because we spend half the match backtracking to pick up the bomb he dies with. Kevin, if CS2 had an MVP trophy for “Most Consistently Carried,” your shelf would collapse under the weight.
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