To whom it may concern,
You may know me from the sandy plains of Alabasta, however my story- is much much worse. A rock. made from millions of tiny sand particulates. I am the most common rock. But don't mistake that for being mainstream and common. I'm actually very unique and quirky, please love me. If you want to date me, you must first these requirements: small and rock like. I don't date outside of sedimentary rocks so if you're #metamorphic I don't want your fake changing ♥♥♥♥♥ ass. We all know that, that ♥♥♥♥♥ slate, was once shale. Now she lying about her true properties.