call me ;)

im wearing that lacy pair you like

meow

fun fact i wantg you so bad

+rep certified bad bih

Welll welll well. Look what we have here. A needle in a haystack if you will. A diamond in the gutter. You look AMAZING!!!!!!! I would love to chat sometimes. you are so beautiful. I myself, Master spen, have taken quite a liking to you. You must be a lost kitten in a cardboard box, The way you are playing Dead by Daylight.. I am quite good as i have over 1000 HOURS!!! That is all thanks to Kovaaks of course. I could take you on a cute walk around shack, and maybe even get a little naughty in the basement. I think you would have a SPECTACULAR time. I would love to treat you like a queen my sweet kitten. Personal message me soon Kitten, Ill be waiting for you. Signing out, spen ( Or daddy spen as you will call me )

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

Aye yo ma, why you gotta keep playing games with me like this is Dead by Daylight. I first met you when I was No Mithered. You Autodidact my heart and Dead Harded into my life. You were like my Deliverance. I showed you my appreciation by giving you the Skeleton Key to my heart, Rainbow Map to my soul, and Septic Agent when I was feeling down. You Borrowed Time just when the killer named "Life" showed up to put me on a hook. Time and time again, you saved me from the basement and would let me pull god pallet to make sure I was safe. Whenever I injured, you would pop the last generator, activating my Adrenaline. Whenever I was downed, you would always be there, ready to flashlight the killer, saving me from his grasp. Whenever you take aggro from the killer you would give me just enough time to be Unbreakable. For that, I'll always sacrifice myself so you can take hatch. Thank you.

King Bach politely inquires to a friend if he can share his ice cream with him. Being kind, but likely not wanting to give away too much of his precious ice cream, the friend tells King Bach that he may have some ice cream, however, it is bound by one single condition - he may only have a single spoonful. After this precedent is set, King Bach proceeds to pull out a spoon of comically large proportions, giving a look that confirms that he intended to consume not just any spoonful of ice cream, but a comically large spoonful of ice cream. This is humorous as the friend in question had only expected King Bach to take an average spoon full of ice cream (often just over 1 tbsp,) however, a comically large spoon is much more than 1 tbsp, but still technically counts as a spoonful, so King Bach is able to easily get away with taking much more ice cream than anticipated in an unexpected and humorous fashion.