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Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

The age old question : Does Mike Wazowski Blink or Wink? Ancient Civilizations pondered this question for thousands of years to no avail. All studies came up blank, and any known clues to further research have been lost to the ages. But now we have found the answer. Through intense scientifical study and thousands of hours of manpower we have come up with a solid answer. He blinks.

By our standards, a blink is closing both eyes simultaneously, while a wink would only be closing a single eye, while keeping the other open.

Mr. Wazowski does not have two eyes, so his definition of a blink changes. He closes all the available eyes he has, making it a blink.

It is impossible for him to wink.

This discovery could propel our species into a new era ; one of prosperity and wealth. A secret not even our ancient ancestors could uncover.

You Might Be a Muslim if...
...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes
...You have more wives than teeth
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide
...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round
...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read
...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave"
...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean"

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+rep Met this guy at my local Burger King, he was giving his order to this brunette broad. After he was done giving her his order she gave him the bag with his food in it. He was walking away when I saw him pull out a piece of paper from the BK bag, it had her number on it! He had the balls to call her right away, can you believe that? While she was at work? So anyways, they end up hitting it off on the phone right there at BK and 15 mins later when I was done finishing my three McWhoppers and my shake I walked outside and looked to the left by the drive-thru and there he was porking the girl right up against the drive-thru speaker!!! I thought to myself, wow what a baller amiright? So I walked up to them doing it and asked him if he had a steam account, he gave me his wrinkled up BK receipt with his steam account. Before I walked away I looked down and there was two pairs of nuts! Anyways, cool guy. Really good at Super Smash Bros if you know what I mean...

+rep Fast and patient Trader!!!

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