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Dec 29, 2025 @ 5:20pm 
Account: Mum’s Visa
Registered Cardholder: Jennifer Kevins
Current Status: LOCKED / SEALED / REMOVED FROM NORMAL PROCESSING

TRANSACTION RECORD (FINAL, UNREDACTED)

1 × Monster Horse Dildo — 12 inches, reinforced spine, flared base — $89.99
1 × Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 9 — Explicit Edition — $12.99
6 × Magnum Condoms — Extra Small, restrictive fit — $24.45
5 × Bananas — loose, firm — $7.00
5 × Cucumbers — oversized — $4.00
1 × FeelsLikeBlood Lubricant — 750 mL, dark red — $19.99
1 × Next-Day Shipping — $45.00
1 × Frequent Shopper Discount (15%) — Applied Automatically

Because the card is registered to Jennifer Kevins, Jennifer Kevins must now attend a branch in person to authorise continued use.

She must:
– Bring government ID
– Acknowledge ownership of the card
– Confirm awareness of the attempted purchase
– Hear the items read aloud
– Confirm authorisation verbally
May 25, 2022 @ 10:21pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Extra Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
Apr 2, 2022 @ 12:09am 
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May 27, 2021 @ 7:40am 
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Jun 13, 2020 @ 4:56am 
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mum
Apr 1, 2020 @ 5:51am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd
Nov 17, 2019 @ 2:03am 
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Midnasty Trade Banned
Sep 12, 2019 @ 6:57am 
yo bruh :D im gin and i added you cause there is something that i want to ask.
Apr 22, 2019 @ 9:27pm 
OMG cutie can you please send me your nudes
Nov 5, 2018 @ 12:42am 
wOw who is s*xy boy in profile
Aug 16, 2018 @ 7:43pm 
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May 9, 2018 @ 6:40pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all
May 6, 2018 @ 8:59am 
1.3k brain dead calm down kid
May 3, 2018 @ 1:38am 
1.3 k mmr muted kid
hahahaha autistic lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Jan 28, 2018 @ 7:23am 
Ok, I am going to explain you idiots why being alive is actually gay. So as you guys may know, being alive requires breathing the atmosphere, which is approximately 78.084% Nitrogen, 20.946% Oxygen, 0.9340% Argon etc. There's a lot of other things including the vapor of whatever liquids you're around at the moment. Now, to get to the point, every man that ever ejaculated has traces of sperm in his penis, sperm is a liquid which means it evaporates all the time and escapes into the atmosphere. That means that by breathing you're swallowing sperm, and that's gay.
Dec 11, 2017 @ 1:02am 
wubba lubba dub dub
Oct 3, 2017 @ 11:20pm 
haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa ha :happycrank:
Feb 7, 2017 @ 10:59pm 
-rep Kappa
Apr 15, 2016 @ 8:37pm 
you just repped your own profile lol
Apr 15, 2016 @ 8:36pm 
+rep good guy EleGiggle
Mar 18, 2016 @ 4:29pm 
+rep noop
Mar 9, 2014 @ 12:26pm 
+rep nice trader! :spirallove: