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Dec 16, 2025 @ 5:14pm 
HALLO ES DES THANG UN?///???!!!!!!!
Dec 16, 2025 @ 5:14pm 
HALLO ES DES THANG UN?///???!!!!!!!
Dec 16, 2025 @ 5:14pm 
HALLO ES DES THANG UN?///???!!!!!!!
Dec 16, 2025 @ 5:14pm 
HALLO ES DES THANG UN?///???!!!!!!!
Dec 16, 2025 @ 5:14pm 
HALLO ES DES THANG UN?///???!!!!!!!
Dec 16, 2025 @ 5:14pm 
HALLO ES DES THANG UN?///???!!!!!!!
Nov 10, 2025 @ 3:02pm 
Magic Spoon was designed to stop us from masturbating. John Kellogg created corn flakes in an effort to stop masturbation by creating a bland food because it is known that "a diet of bland foods minimizes excitement, sexual arousal, and masturbation." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade BLAND FOODS! Magic Spoon is an entire brand that creates nothing but BLAND breakfast food. They have taken up John Kellogg's mantel to rid the world of masturbation. You want more proof. I uploaded 6 videos of me masturbating over a bowl of Magic Spoon cereal to Twitter and I used the hashtag #Magicspoon and I sent it to Magic Spoon's official account at @eatmagicspoon. You know what they did? They told me to STOP! Clearly they have a problem with me masturbating. Twitter also took down my videos. Who knows how far this rabbit hole goes.

Join the resistance. Don't eat Magic Spoon.
Aug 22, 2025 @ 6:07pm 
miss u 2 :(
Jun 24, 2025 @ 5:23pm 
JACKIN' OFF!!!!
Nov 26, 2024 @ 1:28am 
:) !
Aug 2, 2024 @ 5:23pm 
"ur gay lole" hey heck you buddy
Oct 27, 2023 @ 11:30pm 
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Oct 2, 2023 @ 6:47pm 
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Jun 27, 2023 @ 9:22pm 
:)
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Sep 20, 2022 @ 5:47pm 
Hey im really sorry for saying you bust fat nuts on csgo but let me tell you something this dude is a bottom fragger and always screams I was being nice at first but im sick of lying to myself
Sep 12, 2022 @ 3:24pm 
This dude has busted the fattest nuts on people in csgo would do the whip and nae nae with him
May 7, 2022 @ 12:57am 
:)
Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:42pm 
harass me one more time and ill put you purgatory >:C
Jul 16, 2021 @ 6:39pm 
:)
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Nov 20, 2020 @ 6:12pm 
have a good weekend! :NekoHappy:
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Jun 23, 2019 @ 9:58pm 
u hav biggr gey
Jun 8, 2019 @ 10:13am 
u hav big gay
Jun 3, 2019 @ 7:13pm 
You remind me of my cat
Not in the good way, either.

I mean that in the nicest way possible, of course.
Mar 18, 2019 @ 5:38pm 
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Jul 6, 2017 @ 10:47pm 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and I want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Apr 19, 2017 @ 2:21am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see boys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Mar 25, 2017 @ 1:39pm 
skeez, look

whites are a plague. they're a digusting cancer on the face of the earth, and they need to be cleansed. seriously, look up anything bad that's happened in the last 650 years and you're like 85% likely to see a white person behind it.

yakub created the white devil for exactly the purpose of evil. it's too late. your pale skin is as soaked with sin as your miserably bland potato salad is soaked with mayo. delete your life
Sep 25, 2016 @ 6:07am 
♥♥♥♥ off you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You’re the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fandom is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANCER. Don’t ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ show your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face ever again on these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comments, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If I knew your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IP, I’d hunt you down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drown you in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bathtub while you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bathing, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. My father used to work in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ army, and he said if you ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ show you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face on or ANYWHERE NEAR my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AGAIN, he’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ track you down, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He’ll kill you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He hates you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I work at a very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high paying job, and I get around 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thousand dollars a week. I’ll use that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money to buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tank, and I’ll be at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house with my dad at exactly 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PM SHARP tomorrow. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ promise, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you don’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe me, ♥♥♥♥ you. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you. You should ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Aug 20, 2016 @ 7:37pm 
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May 6, 2016 @ 2:42am 
IF U WERE IN THE HOLOCAUST TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B NEGOTIATING WITH MY LAWYER ON HOW 2 ATTAIN UR POSSESSIONS!!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
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Send this MAGEN DAVID to everyone you care about including me if you care. see how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000+ your A TRUELY CHOSEN BY G-D!!
Dec 1, 2015 @ 5:41pm 
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥
Aug 5, 2015 @ 3:10pm 
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezik
Jul 21, 2015 @ 10:37pm 
The Magical ♥♥♥♥ Sock.
Mar 4, 2015 @ 8:12pm 
Good news; I'll be graduating college next week, should have some free time. Hopefully we can catch up soon.
Aug 4, 2014 @ 11:10am 
i remember you brother
Jun 13, 2014 @ 6:48am 
ur mom is like the al kharid gate, 10 gp entry
Mar 13, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
ey dur sexe
Feb 8, 2014 @ 9:25am 
I demand a wonderous view on that skeezy forehead.
Jan 21, 2014 @ 6:18pm 
my onea only weeknes is if i hva 2much presents ohno i hop u dont do it imshy
Jun 15, 2013 @ 1:41am 
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you, you giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ -With love Niggy smalls
Apr 22, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
u wot m8
Mar 15, 2013 @ 11:03pm 
You and your smug forehead.
Dec 25, 2012 @ 1:37am 
lol *prepare to dieh*
Dec 24, 2012 @ 8:23pm 
am real super sand agu~~
Dec 24, 2012 @ 4:47am 
Thanks freezie pop now i can't fall back asleep and i won't be able to give episode 3 to all the little boys and girls
Dec 7, 2012 @ 9:28pm 
You can't run from me, sexy! <3