maurice
Eddie Slick
 
 
14 year old girls want to be him, 50 year old men want to date him,find out his secret....
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Chamona™ : maurice+pistol=ded

*DEAD* Godless Funk : THE BIG AIRSHOT
dsmugo : im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good
Warriorrr (>NUTTER<) : you are good

*DEAD* Jobalix : big toe is the origin of eblolab

Rogo : demo main.?
Birdfeed (Score:5) defeats Rogo (Score:0) in duel to 5 on endif
You gained 8 points.
Rogo : i asked u something
Birdfeed : a nice potato salad
Rogo : ?!

pinecone thigh: why
maurice@: leg
pinecone thigh: k
maurice@: oh but
maurice@: kleg
maurice@: the k is silent
pinecone thigh: ♥♥♥♥ off
maurice@: like my passion for cheese cake
pinecone thigh: ♥♥♥♥ OFF
pinecone thigh: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you
maurice@: my pet lobster hates you
pinecone thigh: your pet lobster sucked me off
maurice@: and then trim ur pubes
maurice@: and deep throat you with its lobster ♥♥♥♥
pinecone thigh: into the shape of a flamingo
pinecone thigh: plus i hate you
pinecone thigh: for having a pet lobster
maurice@: plus pet lobster leonardo hate you
pinecone thigh: WWHWYHWYWHWYWHWYHWYW
maurice@: has dreams about raping your brothers trumbone
pinecone thigh: my pet orangutan examines its foreskin
maurice@: lobsters dont have foereskin
maurice@: just shell
maurice@: like the petrol station
pinecone thigh: no
pinecone thigh: its foreskin
pinecone thigh: his foreskin
pinecone thigh: mr orangutans
maurice@: lobster cut off foreskin and staples it to leg


*DEAD*(TEAM) x_^ Jaegerbot : BIG MAURICE
(TEAM) pWr. maurice bumbaclat : :smug:

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I came when the dinosaur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the building in half...

breaker breaker, come in earth, this is rocketship 27, aliens ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over the carbonator number 4, im gunna try and re♥♥♥♥ulate it and land on juniper and hopefully you got some space weed over.

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Player camel joe left the game (General cheating/exploits)

Epsilon Flippy : who r u
mb : ur worst nightmare

help: then you look to the sky
help: and cry why oh why
@mayo: but then slide into something more comfortable
@mayo: and staple a cat to my foot
@mayo: cover my self in sunflower oil and slide away


lasagnalarry94: dis
lasagnalarry94: be the story
lasagnalarry94: of
lasagnalarry94: the lion nu
lasagnalarry94: started out
lasagnalarry94: in the depths of
lasagnalarry94: zimbabnu
lasagnalarry94: there was a thing
lasagnalarry94: of emence size
lasagnalarry94: named toby
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: wheres my flapjacks
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: :Dosh: :jimmykid: her u go ur royal overweightness
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: get dat sweet ass over here
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: :jimmykid: oscooz me
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: u herd me :jimmykid:
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: 8=D:nay:
lasagnalarry94: but then
lasagnalarry94: a young
lasagnalarry94: noble
lasagnalarry94: erm
lasagnalarry94: hero
lasagnalarry94: was tarvviling
lasagnalarry94: along the side of road
lasagnalarry94: den he c
lasagnalarry94: a mountain
lasagnalarry94: with a lair insoid
lasagnalarry94: he gets off his hors c
lasagnalarry94: :coolfu: :smug: wooooah nelly
lasagnalarry94: he walks over to the lair
lasagnalarry94: and a stench
lasagnalarry94: of transfat
lasagnalarry94: and ♥♥♥♥
lasagnalarry94: lurrs into dsmugo nostruls
lasagnalarry94: ~~ :really:
lasagnalarry94: sik stench lines
lasagnalarry94: :smug:
lasagnalarry94: :Dosh::glenn:
lasagnalarry94: sik vomit
lasagnalarry94: dsmugo grips his 9mm
lasagnalarry94: and enters the trechorous lair
lasagnalarry94: after 20 mins
lasagnalarry94: he encounters
lasagnalarry94: a beast
lasagnalarry94: of emence strength n power
lasagnalarry94: named
lasagnalarry94: june
lasagnalarry94: :alyx: hahahaha
lasagnalarry94: wrong place wrong time
lasagnalarry94: :alyx: ¬:smug:
lasagnalarry94: :alyx: - - - - - - - ¬:smug:
lasagnalarry94: :nay: ¬:smug:
lasagnalarry94: den dsmugo continues
lasagnalarry94: he then makes it to a over look
lasagnalarry94: and see's
lasagnalarry94: the beast
lasagnalarry94: tobo
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: ehe h heh eheh eheh heh e
lasagnalarry94: there were 5 jimmies
lasagnalarry94: shuvuling food into his mouth
lasagnalarry94: he kept screaming more
lasagnalarry94: dsmugo put his 9mm in his hulster
lasagnalarry94: ¬ :smug:
lasagnalarry94: :smug:
lasagnalarry94: he then pulled out a duffle bag
lasagnalarry94: :smug: gunna need a lil heavy weaponary
lasagnalarry94: sik duful bag----->:Dosh: :smug:
lasagnalarry94: ╾━╤デ╦︻:smug:
lasagnalarry94: ╾━╤デ╦︻ :smug: das more like it
lasagnalarry94: he then peers over the overlook
lasagnalarry94: looking down on the fat peice ♥♥♥♥ down below
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: ooh
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: is that more food
lasagnalarry94: tobo looks up to c dsmugo
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: wot u dewn round these parts
lasagnalarry94: dsmugo then leaps down
lasagnalarry94: and lands on his big toe
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: ╾━╤デ╦︻ :smug: now u best beg for mercy
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: nu ╾━╤デ╦︻:really:
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: shut yo ass up ╾━╤デ╦︻:shifty:
lasagnalarry94: :drool: ╾━╤デ╦︻:shifty:
lasagnalarry94: Tobo is now offline. ╾━╤デ╦︻:shifty:
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: - - - - -- - ╾━╤デ╦︻:smug:
lasagnalarry94: dsmugo then rains down tobo with rain
lasagnalarry94: lightning and thunder
lasagnalarry94: but does nothing
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: :really:
lasagnalarry94: :really: ♥♥♥♥
lasagnalarry94: :really: need heavy weaponary
lasagnalarry94: :ygreen: --==¬ :smug:
lasagnalarry94: dsmugo then ends tobo life
lasagnalarry94: with all his fat
lasagnalarry94: raining from the skies
lasagnalarry94: dsmugo
lasagnalarry94: runs out of the cave at high speed
lasagnalarry94: gets on his hors c
lasagnalarry94: and ♥♥♥♥♥ off
lasagnalarry94: into the sunset
lasagnalarry94: the end :jimmykid:

toe-rex: then
toe-rex: the one along from that
toe-rex: called billy
toe-rex: cus he a lil small
toe-rex: but pack a punch

*DEAD* Luz : ass
itchy nose : more important than u
Luz : ♥♥♥♥ u
itchy nose : nty
itchy nose : ur too big
Luz : nah ♥♥♥♥ yourself
itchy nose : how so?
itchy nose : gime example
Warriorrr (>NUTTER<) : calm down people
Suicidal Jaz : i am calm
Luz : a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dildo, i'm sure you have one
*DEAD* Schnitzel, have you gone soft? : clam
*DEAD* itchy nose : no
itchy nose : got ranover by a train
itchy nose : :C
*DEAD* Suicidal Jaz : im off
*DEAD* itchy nose : btw
itchy nose : if i call her a fat lesbian
itchy nose : i get muted
Suicidal Jaz : bbnn
itchy nose : but she can say all that ♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* Luz : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it
itchy nose : poor ol mauice gets bullied
Luz : aw boo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoo
itchy nose : lol
Luz : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kick me then
itchy nose : actually mad
itchy nose : over
itchy nose : me running over ur health
(SC)Jace : be nice
Luz : nah you're just the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cherry on the cake m8
itchy nose : suprised i wernt banned tbh
itchy nose : oh mr jace
Player Delighted Balls joined team BLU
Delighted Balls was moved to the other team for game balance
itchy nose : maurice took my health
*DEAD* Luz : they can do it if they want
Luz : im not stopping them
itchy nose : ik they can

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We can be friends for future games ^_^


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CoppyZ Mar 9, 2018 @ 8:54am 
Porn movies are the most positive movies!
No murder,
No war,
No fight,
No racism,
No language problem,
Good cooperation,
Good coordination,
Natural acting,
Everybody enjoys the climax,
Lots of love,
Always a very happy ending for all characters!
And the best part...
No matter which point you start watching,
You will understand the story
CoppyZ Aug 14, 2016 @ 6:06am 
+rep sickest person ever but i like him 8)
SCREAMY May 16, 2016 @ 12:12pm 
+rep great skills
im bald and random guy Apr 14, 2016 @ 9:37am 
Happy Birthday all best wishes let ur dreams come true