Baby Hitler and Bald Andrew
Act I of the Epic of Bald Andrew
by
Spongebob “the demon devil” Squarepants

Bang! Bang! Bang! While jumping off the roof
Bald Andrew does a triple flip
cause this man doesn't goof

The sunshine sparkles
Off the top of Bald Andrew’s head
He starts to milk his time machine
And fills his foes with dread

The kitten takes them back
To 1894
They go to find the Hitler house
And gently knock the door.

No ones home
Except for a baby's cry
Bald Andrew climbs up on the roof
Where baby Hitler lies

With his gun
He knows what he has to do
But baby’s Hitler mustache
makes him look so kind and true

Then time stops
There's a plan in that big bald head
He’ll make an Evil Baby Orphanage
But say the baby's dead

Running round
Collecting some evil childs
He takes them to Australia
To keep them in the wild

Life's quite hard
To spite his athletic thighs
The baby's love chewing furniture
And Stalin often tries

5 days later
A baby has escaped
The Hitler of Australia
Has started his RAMPAGGGGGGGE!!!!