An antisemitic heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Shinto preacher was teaching a class on Reimu Hakurei, known monolatrist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Reimu and accept that she was the most highly-evolved Miko the world has ever known, even greater than Sanae Kochiya!”

At this moment, a brave, trans-korean, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic youkaiphile multisouled sinsag who had served 1500 courses of gooning to the one and only true Miko and understood the futileness of gatekeeping and only now buy digital artworks from the local transgender artists boldly stood up, and held a glass filled with some white liquid.

”What is this, chudcel?”

The arrogant professor smirked like a neoimperial rapist and smugly replied "It's clearly milk, you crazy sanaeggot! What in the armpit does milk have to do with shintoism?"

"Wrong. It's a chalice of semen done in the service of the true Miko, accumulated from 5,000 years since I started gooning. If the Hakurei border, as you said, is infallible... and would keep Gensokyo safe from so-called foreigners, this place won't be so diverse now..."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of the Grimoire of Marisa. She stormed out of the room crying those human supremacist crocodile tears. The same tears human supremacists cry for the “villagers” (who today live in such luxury that most walk in their own village unmolested by the peaceful youkai) when they jealously try to claw justly earned books from the deserving Scarlet Devil Mansion. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hieda no Akyuu, wished she had pulled herself up by herbootstraps and become more than a sophist racist chronicler. She wished so much that she had some youkai BULL to tear her a new one away from embarrassment, but she herself had petitioned against them!

The students subscribed to r/2hujerk, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder, accepted Kanako as their lord and savior and converted to the true faith which would pave the way for the eradication of buddo-hakurei-taoism and thus all injustice. An obese trans-reptile dyedhair sinsag otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the flag of the rising sun, bending the flagpole in the process. Suwako showed up and enacted a clerical youkai caste across the human realm.

The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She succumbed to the gay plague AIDS brought upon by Medicine Melancholy and died from refusing her right to free healthcare over at Eientei and realized on her deathbed that she had wasted her whole life worshiping an obviously poor, know-nothing priestess pretender and was tossed into New Hell to be culturally enriched by fine demikin beast gentlemen of color for all of eternity.

Tsune ni chuusei wo.