No way it took you this long to get hl2

Friend, might I interest you in some most excellent cheese?

Fan vs. Machine: The Past.

Fan of War:
Can mark up to six thousand enemies for death. Marked opponents take full crit damage for 20 seconds.
Swing speed is faster than the human eye can detect.
Deals 350 damage per hit.
Gives user +400 health.
Secondary fire activates 10 second Ubercharge.

That was before the plague hit.

Give us this day our daily bread.