Fala, amigo, tudo tranquilo?
Tentei te responder no WhatsApp, mas as mensagens não estão enviando, então vou responder por aqui mesmo.

Recebi sua mensagem pedindo o jogo Femboy & Futa House de presente e me comovi com o texto de 20 linhas que você escreveu explicando por que esse é o seu sonho e o quanto o jogo é importante pra você.

Entendi que você tem um desejo tremendo nesse tipo de conteúdo, mas infelizmente estou sem dinheiro no momento. Porém, como fiquei realmente comovido com a sua história e o seu amor por Femboy & Futa House, vou reservar um dinheiro assim que possível para te dar o jogo de presente.

Sucesso, mano. Um abraço!
E manda um salve pro meu amigo japonês, que é seu grande fã: Tokokuu Duendou.

Até mais!!

Hello my G, send salve for your japanese big fan Tokoukuu Duendou. Gang gang bro scr scr

Look guys, I love ass just as much as the next guy, but I mean come on, it gets SO OLD after a while. Yes it’s hot I get it, but like can we post ANYTHING ELSE?! Look, I’m not saying you have to stop posting ass pics, or only post boobs, but like come on guys, we can’t choose anything better? I mean after all that’s where poop comes from! And that’s nasty, at least for a lot of people (I don’t judge). But come on, it’s to the point I can’t even get turned on by ass pictures anymore. A girl I was getting dirty with sent me an ass pic but she wanted a ♥♥♥♥ pic in return! Unfortunately I couldn’t send her one because my ♥♥♥♥ was still flaccid!! I had to explain to her about how ass pics don’t turn me on, and she thought I just didn’t ♥♥♥♥ with her, which wasn’t the case at all!! Sorry I know i’m rambling but come on guys, anything else would be better! Thank you in advance.

suck my "ouroboros"

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
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she robin on my da till I bank

Dabank Robin

robbed my heart

Cool Kagura

Hey Bro i'm from Osaka, Japan and I'm a big fan of yours, please say hello to my Friend Toko Kuduendo

Mulher pelo amor de deus

Lobsters are a family (Nephropidae, sometimes also Homeridae) of large marine crustaceans. Lobsters have long bodies with muscular tails, and live in crevices or burrows on the sea floor. Three of their five pairs of legs have claws, including the first pair, which are usually much larger than the others. Highly prized as seafood, lobsters are economically important, and are often one of the most profitable commodities in coastal areas they populate. Commercially important species include two species of Homarus (which looks more like the stereotypical lobster) from the northern Atlantic Ocean, and scampi (which looks more like a shrimp, or a "mini lobster") — the Northern Hemisphere genus Nephrops and the Southern Hemisphere genus Metanephrops.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human decks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

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Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

:(

Simp

MeeM

Eu sei

conteudo de qualidade esse ae

https://youtu.be/n4G4-Lb1OZc

feesh

Panela nada rapaz!