-rep is a chud foid with no rizz

+rep 10/10 funny guy. Bless your heart <3

VR p🌽rn bro.

Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked “for women” thinking it was “four women”. Next thing I know I was at knee height with a b🍆ner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom. Technology man

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

So basically what if instead of getting shot in the neck charlie kirk got shot in the penis, and he has a bullet fetish so he gets hard, but theres no penis for the blood to go to, so he starts spraying blood everywhere and so he gets up and says: "FREE CRANBERRY JUICE FOR EVERYONE!"

Why do incels keep using "cuck" as an insult?
I'm the type of guy incels would see as the ultimate "loser" in their eyes. I'm 5'7, on the uglier side of the attractiveness scale, and am in a cuckhold relationship.

But guess what? Unlike the average incel, I'm actually happy and satisfied. I don't watch my girlfriend have sex with other men because I'm a "beta" or whatever, but because the hotwife/cuckhold dynamic is something BOTH OF US are turned on by, not just her. Our relationship is built entirely on love, trust, and (gasp) this thing called "mutual consent."

All they do is project their personal insecurities onto others. You'd think that a bunch of guys who constantly write elaborate, detailed fantasies about some imaginary "chad" stealing their crush would be the last people to use "cuck" in a derogatory way.

My little brother is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser this man has no life he stinks he is musty he doesn't take showers he wakes up every day in the morning and the first thing he does is get on a call with his friends NO SHOWER NO BRUSHING HIS TEETH ♥♥♥♥♥ STINKS this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth is so messed up like they going LEFT AND RIGHT it's like his teeth are throwing gang signs THEY ARE YELLOW ♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE BUTTER, ♥♥♥♥♥ goes to school to try to fight girls he a Gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥ and he denying it to ♥♥♥♥♥ FINGERS HIMSELF, HE SHOWS HIS SMALL PP FOR BOYS ON CALL, HE TWERKS FOR BOYS ♥♥♥♥♥ FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES, this ♥♥♥♥♥ a failure he not making it nowhere in life I'm just being real

my sister masturbates but its too loud

I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha Tobin got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobin" has become my nickname. I hate it!

If I had the ability to stop time, I would become a porn star.
Why, you ask?

Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.

Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more like a sticky Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl after the multiple houred length moneyshot.

To top it off, my hair and beard would continue to grow the whole time so as I'm spewing out this monumental load of gusher juice and my hair would gray as I aged away.

people would talk about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that changed the world for millenniums to come

+rep great teammate & got a head on save

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together!!

What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳

ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ !𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓪

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

older than 11 turning 13 in may you guessed it right im 12 btw hahAA

some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex

sexy

“Omg hai ___^ I’m wogan-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is evangelion!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband wachy!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! _ When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…WACHY!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII WACHY-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___ he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then wachy held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 67 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<)

I could never be a politician, I'd sell you out for AIPAC money so quick you wouldn't believe it.

then I'd buy hella geekbars and gems on clash royale

When you are giving her the best kirk you ahve ever given but she whispers in your ear "fakecel"

Forcing you to shriek in horror at the thought of being denied entry to chudtopia by the council of chuds

So you commit ritual chudseppuku but its too late and you are doomed to eternal torture in fakecel hell

is ur bio answer 67?

Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can ever make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but i think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

Ears flatten and tail bristles, claws lightly scraping the floor H-hey!! >:C You think you can just waltz in here and disrespect the pack?! I’m not some wittle cuddle-pup you can walk all over!! lets out a low growl, eyes glowing with furry fury You mess with me, you mess with the whole den, got it?! Now back off before I go full feral on your sorry tail!! >w< snarls but still kinda cute 🐾💢

Pads into the room on soft, silvery paws, tail swishing playfully H-hewwo~! It's me, your snuggly wittle wolf boi UwU 💕 I brought you a warm blankie and some choco milk 'cause you looked a bit cold and sad... wanna curl up and watch anime under the stars with me, nya~? nuzzles your cheek and lets out a soft yip You're my favorite hooman~ owo 🐾✨

+rep cute and amazing nurse and ty for the fun u cutie

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

You give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt on if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate in this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

Dihs are so cute omg.. ( ◍ • ᴗ • ◍ ) When you hold one and it starts twitching like it's nuzzling you( ≧ ▽ ≦ ) And they perk up and look at you like "owo nya!~ :3" hehe Penes-kun is happy

I remember when I was a lad I went to my favorite porn site only to see the links were all blue meaning they had been clicked on. I realized this meant my dad had gone there first. The fact we liked the same porn meant we had a strong bond. I went and I got him from the basement. I showed him the website and said "We like the same porn daddy. Look, you came first and I am now going to look at the same pictures you looked at". For the only time in my life he hugged me and said "I love you boy".

He left and I looked at every picture he had looked at and only those pictures. As I was working at it I heard a noise and looked. He was standing in the doorway with a smile tears streaking down his face. I said "This ♥♥♥♥ for you daddy" and he started clapping in rhythm as I exploded with wild abandonment all over the wall

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So sometimes i like to put a bit of peanut butter on the tip of my weiner and balls and I let my roommates dog lick it off, and one day when his dog was licking it off my balls my roommate walked in and started to yell at me and kicked me in the balls, and I said like wtf dude and my roommates responds with "get tf away from my dog you disgust me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting piece of human ♥♥♥♥" and I respond back with "wth man I didn't do anything wrong tho?" And so like was I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here?

+rep hawk tuah spit on that thang

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

- wep dis guy is witterwally sigma and erm lets just say he's teaching me his ways

+rep Had his way with me

-rep does'nt like kids

Uwu

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-rep he likes men dont befriend him he might touch you

juicerr was here

Mawk evewy 2.54cm on the pipe and dwiww a howe in the end cap fow the detonatow. Then insewt the fuse and secuwe it with the candwe wax. Cwean it with the awcohow and scwew on the fiwst end cap.

Next put aww of the matches into the pipe and stuff them down with the bwoomstick handwe. Pwace the cotton bawws on top of that with the fuse sticking out. Then cut a howe in the bag and insewt the bag into the pipe with the fuse in the howe.

Make suwe the bag ovewwaps the open end of the pipe and fiww it with the bwack powdew befowe cwosing the bag and shoving it in the pipe.

Fiww any wemaining space with the cotton and scwew the second end cap on aftew cweaning it with the awcohow. Use the naiw gwue and tape to secuwe it.

The Mega Knight card is unlocked from Royal Arena or a Legendary Chest. He is a melee-ranged splash damage troop with very high hitpoints and moderate splash damage. He appears with black spiked fists and huge armor, along with grey chainmail and a team-colored belt. When deployed, he will deal damage around enemy units around him in a 360º area around him, which deals twice the amount of damage as his regular attack. If there are ground units between 3.5 and 5 tiles of him, he will stop moving and begin charging a jump attack which takes a few seconds. The damage and area from the jump is identical to his spawn damage. However, he's still vulnerable mid-air while jumping, and unlike a mid-air Hog Rider, cards like X-Bow will remain locked on to him. A Mega Knight card costs 7 Elixir to deploy)

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u r bad