Make the customer think he's getting laid when he's getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or you're taking some ♥♥♥♥ from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a problem drinking.

When a crow recognizes patterns, it's intelligent and cool, but when I do it, I'm racist and antisemitic

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters. - DJT

Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11. - Joe Biden

Alcoholism doesn’t run in my family. It drives

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