"absolutely terrible dance partner" -literally noone

"you're a psycho" -a recent vr encounter

"there is a orderly line forming outside of your place of residence (the sex queue)" -someone over the grid

"backscatter scouts when they finally get a minicrit and die of adrenaline overdose" -a barbarian

"Kenan and Kel is my favorite pokemon" -gumpy

"love is headshotting a lime green sniper to make him turn on his aimbot" - ;)

"2023 was a strange year I mean the Titanic claims more victims and tf2 gets a seal" -lord of seals

"Wizards be like 'My apprentice is so bad at casting' My brother in the arcane arts your the one who teached them" -john archmage

"id go deep in a male gardevoir fr" -majima

"i didnt know rein could hit outside of maugas breeding cage huh" - shiba

"one hawk please, hold the tuah" -boy tuah bambi