ggs

I will gladly pay you tuesday for a bj today

How do you torture a blind man? Put him in a circular room and ask him to find the corner.

i cant get sir hamlicks tongue out of my bagel

LICK MY BUNG HOLE

Sometimes, the some times are times that are some times. You have to see the time that passes between the sums. The sum of the times. The times had, the times lost. There will always be those times. Remember to lick some butthole.

That picture is clearly a bagel anyone who thinks otherwise is a rectal doomsday event

lol

THE POWER CONTAINED WITHIN CAN NOT BE CONTAINED BECAUSE OF ITS POWER!!!!! BE WARNED OF THE CONTAINED POWER WITHING THAT IS CONTAINING POWER!!!!! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THE POWER WITHIN CONTAININED WITHIN THE POWER!!!!! WITHIN!!!!! YES THE POWER WITHIN THE POWER WITHIN THE POWER IS POWER!!!!!

POWER!!!!!

A short piece of ♥♥♥♥ by POWER!!!!!

wonderful do it again

Don't believe everything you think.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around your lips.
Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.
I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?
If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Are you from Memphis, 'cause you're the only ten I see.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll do ya until he shows up.
Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potte book signing.
We had a black out the other night...but the police made him get back in his car
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no wait, I take that back.

Don't believe everything you think.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around your lips.

Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.

I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?

If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Are you from Memphis, 'cause you're the only ten I see.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll do ya until he shows up.

Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing.

We had a black out the other night...but the police made him get back in his car

You know what I hate? Indian givers...no wait, I take that back.

We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes.

35% of all statistics are made up.

ye

Boi

Are you ready to get roasted

NO YOU CANT!!!!!!!!!!

Not if I ♥♥♥♥ on my own chest first!

i will ♥♥♥♥ on all of your chests

I'LL FOLD YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LAUNDRY
AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Remember to ♥♥♥♥ on this ones chest ;P

The shinigami of guitars!

you know i know how to give a blumkin

++++++Good At Blumpkins++ really knows how to please

♥♥♥♥♥♥ thank you bro

Nice trader rep+++++++++++++++++ and easy going gamer.