Ashadowa2
Maryland, United States
Roses are red,

Soda comes in litres

A trebuchet is a mechanism that can launch a 90 kilogram stone projectile over 300 meters
Roses are red,

Soda comes in litres

A trebuchet is a mechanism that can launch a 90 kilogram stone projectile over 300 meters
I'm doing my part
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack
The EDF deploys!

Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats
The navy launches ships, the air force send their jets
And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonets
The EDF deploys!

Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group
We better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup
The EDF deploys!

To take down giant insects who came from outer space
We now head underground, for their path we must retrace
And find their giant nest and crush the queen's carapace
The EDF deploys!

The air force and the navy were destroyed or cast about
Scouts, rangers, wing divers have almost been wiped out
Despite all this the infantry will stubbornly hold out
The EDF deploys!

Our friends were all killed yesterday, as were our families
Today we might not make it, facing these atrocities
We'll never drop our banner despite our casualties
The EDF deploys!

Two days ago my brother died, next day my lover fell
Today most everyone was killed, on that we must not dwell
But we will never leave the field, we'll never say farewell
The EDF deploys!

A legendary hero soon will lead us to glory
Eight years ago he sunk the mothership says history
Tomorrow we will follow this brave soul to victory
The EDF deploys!
Qonsole Queen Oct 5, 2017 @ 10:45am 
Dear Stacy,
You've been crowned Prom Queen; what are you gonna do next?
K-Real Jul 14, 2016 @ 10:17am 
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
syd May 10, 2016 @ 4:40pm 
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Nathen Dec 28, 2015 @ 7:47pm 
He's single and ready to mingle, specially with those french ladies. ;3
chud chucker Oct 25, 2015 @ 10:42am 
Ashes deep voice makes us all moist, admit it
Kreacher Jun 11, 2015 @ 8:09am 
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