last updated 11-14-2023



FAQ:
no one ever asks me questions


about me:
normally you'd start these kind of things with your name and whatnot, but i'm gonna start with a whole list of names. hello, i am: Asu, Aserii, Assumptions, badgamerasu, Nintaii, erii, yoinked, yoink, eastghost, isckatevrythng, bottomfragger. i'm an average gamer who, if you have me added on steam, you probably know me from APB: Reloaded. i've since stopped playing apb, but hey if you're interested in just talking sometime feel free to hit me up. nowadays i play a lot of valorant, osu!, league of legends, and sometimes i'll play some apex or paladins. i'm open to trying out new games and if you invite me to a game i have or is free, i'll probably join you! i'm horrible at starting conversations, but i promise if i added you or added you back, i do want to talk to you. anyway, more info below.

favorite color(s): cyan/purple

favorite game: i hate every game i play equally. but i play valorant the most, so i guess valorant.

VAC Banned...?: yeah man, i hit LE legit, in my LE lobbies there were tons of spinbotters and just outright blatant cheaters. i got tired of it and cheated as well. lasted like a week before just getting banned lol.

Apex Legends Rank: Platinum IV

Valorant Rank: Ascendant 1

favorite song: Fresh Tendrils - Soundgarden

laptop specs:
CPU: intel i7 something idk im too lazy to dxdiag
GPU: nvidia rtx 3060
RAM: 16GB
Refresh Rate: 144hz
SSD: 1tb
Mouse: logitech G303 shroud edition
Headset: hyperx cloud ii

i don't really have much else to share. thanks for taking the time to read this.

have a wonderful day <3


OROD about Russians:
[12:17 AM]
orod:
He said my mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and I’m like bro don’t even say a word about my mom when your mom is a commie, remember everyone gets a piece of her

[10:56 AM]
orod: I’m trying to spread her legs like a melted grilled cheese deluxe ~ OROD 2020

vitrorax -rep'ing me:
s-s-s-stutterg0d Oct 18, 2019 @ 4:05pm
-rep saw him scoop ranch out of a jar and L I C C it
winnie the pooh style

[Friday 12:22 PM]
Sam:
u will never be as gay as me
asu

[11:06 PM]
Sam:
im gay
time to update ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[11:06 PM]
Asu.:
fk

[11:06 PM]
Sam:
kid ur gonna need a live action counter
better get that showcase out



sam's "i'm gay" count: 279