Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!

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.;,;.

+rep fast easy trade, ty for my dream knife!

disfruta el diamond :3

offer sent

entre nosotros

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+rep good guy to play with, +respectful.

Feliz cumpleaños

mexican and swedish my beloved

Yes yes he is good friend

saddam

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Im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny for art hoes. I want to ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to ♥♥♥ all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Horny

holy ♥♥♥♥ i never knew the lyrics of the song past gratata

♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🍑🍑 called 🗣️my phone 🤳🤳🤳 She like 😄😄 blah-blah-blah-blah💤💤 But I'm on 🔛🔛 the road 🛣, I'm like 😄 nah-nah-nah-nah🇳⭕ She like 😄 wah-wah-wah-wah 👶👶👶👶I'm like 😄 yah 🙌-yah 🙌-yah 🙌-yah 🙌 I feel like 😄 Post Malone with that gra-ta-ta-ta I'm feeling like 😄😄 I'm up ☝☝ and I ain't coming down ⬇⬇ I don't give no 😣😣😣 ♥♥♥♥♥ so I can't ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 around Balling🏀 till I fall 🍁🍁 till summer 😎 comes around I need me some commas and a couple 👰👰 pounds 💷💷

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+rep fantastic trader, always a good negotiation

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!rep, nice, friendly, easy to negoatiate

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it really do be like that

Ima Keep It Real With U Chief....Aint Nobody Readin Dat

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Yeah,😈 I Love ❤️ B😘D😛S🍆M🌵:

Bursting 😟 Through Hospital🏥 Doors 🚪

Directions➡ From A😧 Receptionist🙎

Sad💔 Conversation With A 😷 Doctor😰

😱Miscarriage👼

i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

how do you only have 19.9 hours on Rayman Origins? pathetic scum

𝓲 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓭 𝓾 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓮

ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵐʸ﹖

M̈̿ͣo͔͎͔̲ͩͨͯ͆̈́̈n̳̊̌͋̉͂̅̽i͖̰͐k̩̝̜̮͕͒͌ͫ͑a͚͑͂ͅ ͚͉̺ͭ̍ͤ͡i̝̼͙̪ͩ̀s̟̺͇͔̟͑̇ͪ̉̑̋ͅ ̟̰͠a̯̓͒̽ͦ̀ ̠ͬ̄ͦͣ̅̚t̗̅̃ͬͥ͑͌͆h̎͋̽̅ͫỏ̞͍̥̜̓͑͌̓͘t̙ͥ

I miss the old Rodrick, straight from the Go Rodrick Play on the drums Rodrick, get ready to go rodrick I hate the new Rodrick, the great mood Rodrick The always happy Rodrick, the frozen pizza rodrick I miss the dank Rodrick, hype up the crowd Rodrick I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Rodrick See, they invented Rodrick, it wasn't any Rodricks And now I look and look around and there's so many Rodricks I used to love Rodrick, I used to love Rodrick I even had the loded diaper shirt, I thought I was Rodrick What if Rodrick made a song about Rodrick Called "I Miss The Old Rodrick"? Man, that'd be so Rodrick That's all it was Rodrick, we still love Rodrick And I love Diary of a Wimpy Kid like Rodrick loves Rodrick

>How well are you trained in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

>I know a little. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my youth.

>Where?

>On 4chan of course.

>Ah! Then you must know this
>"JUST ♥♥♥♥ MY ♥♥♥♥ UP"

>I can't say that I do. What is it?

>It was a very popular meme on its day. I made it.
>Here, how about this?
>"Now THIS is podracing"
>I made it.
>...
>This one brought down the board when we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it...
>"What did he mean this?"
>Well?

>I regret it is not too familiar.

>Can you recall no meme of mine?
>I was the most famous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in 4chan.
>I made 40 memes alone.
>Here! What about this one? "IF I PULL THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE"-

>"IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL, YOU'RE A BIG GUY, FOR YOU!"
>Yes, I know that! That's charming!
>I'm sorry, I didn't know you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that.

>I didn't. These were the baneposters...
>Bane Posters.

>The men you accuse yourself of cucking.

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I UP IT THEN MY HEAT GO OFF
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☩You say Justin Bieber, I say Aimeric de Belenoi
☩You say Miley Cyrus, I say Bertran de Born
☩You say T-Pain, I say Walther von der Vogelweide
☩You say Flowers, I say Gavaudan
☩You say Pink, I say Raimon Gaucelm de Beziers
☩You say Hip Hop, I say Middle High German crusade poems
☩You say Pop, I scream DEUS VULT!!!
☩You say Hannah Montana, I conquer the port of Jaffa for the glory of the ⛪Church Holy Virgin Maria⛪ and the Spirit of God BE PRAISED

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still ⚜WISH TO DIE ⚔FIGHTING⚔ ON DISTANT LANDS FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF THE ✝CROSS✝ THE FIREY🔥 JUSTICE OF THE ONE TRUE💯 GOD AND THE GOOD🙆 WORD OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, copy♰ and paste this message to another 5✝ profiles. DON'T✠ LET✠ THE✠ SPIRIT OF THE ☩CRUSADES☩ DIE

smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
WE WUZ
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
grabs ♥♥♥♥ and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
KANGZ N ♥♥♥♥♥

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

Look, I like you, and your product. I tell you what; I'll give you $300,000 for 15% stake and a phone call every month to check up on my well being. I'm offering a lot of money for a small amount of your company, just please break the monotony of my empty and lonely life.

Have you ever had a $300,000 dinner? Let me tell you why thats's important. Every year in June I take my private jet to my private resort in the middle of the Pacific. It is staffed by Maasai warriors who are captrued from the plains of Tanzania and trained from birth to be the most obediant servants on Earth. Every year one of them is chosen to be cooked alive in broth made from the bones of the extince yellow river dolphin and garnished with the spices of a dozen plants so rare they are unknown to rest of the world. I am served at a solid diamond table where the Maasai servants act as my chair and footstool. I have the smallest piece of meat carved from the cooked Maasai, placed on my toungue and then I spit it out into bowl made of saffron. I do not do this because I enjoy the taste, but because it reminds me of success. That discarded slice of dead Maasai warrir has more chance of starting a successful business than you ever will, and for that reason, I'm out.

if i could heart react i would