Fine, I'll just leave

-rep Ah, WHAT? Disgrace me and kick me out, well you're not invited to my birthday party!

10 year old music critic, journalist, quadrasexual for ducks and will get offended if you do not use my proper pronouns. I identify as a flying object. I'm a meme queen. I probably don't like you. I cut for results, not attention. I like Hillary Clinton because she has a vagina, like me.

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Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence:
Where are they from?
Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. Do there is a consensus on british people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing.

omg just read your bio SLAYYYYY

-rep Greetings traveler my name is Toby also known as Tobias, I am the surveyor of these fine lands, do you take interest in my district. I do have to say it is quite clean for a low level Guardian but that should be expected of me. After all I do have quite high tastes considering my gene pool. I once slayed all the girls in a local town with one mighty blow . Some girls thicc, some girls thin that did not matter to me as long as her manners were in place.

Hey, you coming on?

⛺Who Am I?

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.

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