It was the night before Christmas and all was swell, I was drawn to the kitchen by a beautiful smell.

Pastries and chocolate so many sweet treats,
Chicken and turkey all of the meats.

Two trays of sausage rolls one with onion one without,
My mum showed me mine she said "here's yours, no doubt!"

I trusted this woman I'm her only son, by the end of the night she would see me run.

Fresh out the oven I just couldn't wait, a grabbed a sausage roll and put it on my plate!

I put it in my mouth and took a big bite, but wait what was that!? It gave me a fright!


The taste was regret and lies from my mum,onions and cheese ended the Christmas fun.

I run to the bathroom and spat out with disgust,
My mum was no longer a woman I could trust.

Onions ruined Christmas and the relationship with my mum, I'll never eat them again. No sir. I'm done.

I never lose.Either i win,or i learn. 🐺
We are the devouring wolves of noobs. 🐺

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.But on the today I find you baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and you say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I can not eat all the beans", you say you is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!I told you I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. you say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.But I hates what you did to my beans.On day befores beans i thought we marry, now i no

Only two things in this world have stopped me blowing my brains out. You're one of them.

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your Exotic_Soul beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

Arn plz

Hehe ♥♥♥♥♥♥ :D

idot

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I'll put you in the ground

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up pale nerd

Arrin plz

+ rep no speak english

♥♥♥♥ off you filthy ♥♥♥♥

HA GAY your last comment prove it

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-rep ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a rusty spoon

Nah this aint your bit

not legit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

its not your bit mate

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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this comment xoxoxoxo

I saw this gurl on twitch
She was acting like a complete ♥♥♥♥♥
People got her to her end
They screamed ayy lmao and pretended to be her friend

I hate these ♥♥♥♥♥
I hate them with all my might
How can they get inside?
I tought I was tight ;-;

My doggy pees
On all the trees
And poops on all the flowers.
He does no tricks
Like fetching sticks,
Just licks himself for hours

You can do it Arrin x I believe in you

ayy lmao

your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Frustrated I touch that spot ,
so dry and wet I rub it until I'm satisfied
But I hunger for more
It still remains the obsession
It won't be complete until erased
I rub vigourously until it's gone
Ohhh....perfect all gone
I get out the vacum hoover and suck that ♥♥♥♥ till nothing is left
Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles

- The grape juice stain is gone

Lay me into bed
Your hands caress my body
Your palms are sweaty
Knees are weak
Arms spaghetti

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2

hey, do you like spaghetti?

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<3

guess what game i have on the way.