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{
if (date = true)
STOP FLIRT.EXE
if (friends > 0)
-> if (bachelorette party)
STOP FLIRT.EXE
-> if (crying on shoulder)
STOP FLIRT.EXE
-> if (fighting or drunk)
STOP FLIRT.EXE
obtain popcorn
watch stupidity
otherwise situation = appropriate
proceed with confidence
}
{
SELECT chick FROM this.bar
WHERE pretty >= 8
}
> Execute SelectChick()
> Selecting target....
Chick = redhead in blue shirt sitting at counter