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This has been driving me crazy for 7 movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire Wizarding-World War III would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' hot lead.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breech charge on the bathroom wall and then went in wearing Kevlar vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core.

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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