21:31 - Nicole: You wanted a curry sandwich and you will get a damn curry sandwich even if its the last thing i do!

21:59 - Darkskull The Egyptian Pootis: Actually I did have curry flavoured noodles earlier today.

22:07 - Dunut: I think it's stuck, the bar is not progressing

22:23 - Jab: names bosman not bosmon you spaz
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: bruv
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: BOSMON
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: BOSMAN
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: SAME THING
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: THEY'RE BOTH ♥♥♥♥♥♥
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: BOSMON
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: LOOL
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: JOSH BOSMON
22:24 - dem boy paigan #tellmomowahgwan: LOL


05:32 - exams are killing me :'(: you should be a comedian haleem
05:32 - exams are killing me :'(: no lie

(Towards the end of Wajids bad boy mehndi) - MARYAM HUSSAIN DAUGHTER OF MAZAR HUSSAIN, SON OF BABA MAQBOOL HUSSAIN: You cannot be come a dulha untill I become a dulhan!


Owais/Ganglasaab 2k16 - *looks at bucket in overpass on cs:go* "how do I disarm?"

22/02/2016 - Mason, "What the ♥♥♥♥ is Orange doing? Oh, wait. I'm orange!"

30/3/2016 on Teamspeak
Me: Do you know what's good?
Sons: What, my mum?
Me: Wtf, no!

Owais in Teamspeak 5/3/16
"bad boys wake up in the morning, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go to bed at night"

Leeroy aka mid tier kala - 1/6/16
"wooow, is that a cs:go condom?"

"I don't like Tom Clancy, he can go suck his mum." - Owais

"I thought I was the AI." - Owais in Rocket League

"Did leeroy mute me the stupid bastard" - Owais

Owais on A site on Nuke:
Mason: "Owais where are you?!?!?! I need help."
Owais: "I dunno, where even am I?"

23/7/16 Owais - "Everyone wants a shag."

Owais to Leeroy - "Black girls have better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than you!"

Teamspeak - 30/9/16
Me: "Owais do you know you can do Dentistry or Medicine with BBC?"
Owais: "How?"
Me: "You go to Arthur terry, so you can."
Leeroy: "Yoooo! I can go do Medicine then!"
Me: "How?"
Leeroy: "I got a BBC."
Me: "Wait, how?"
*Everyone laughs*
Me: "Oh."

11/05/2017 - Mason congratulating me on my driving test:
Mason: "happy for passing your birthday test"

13/07/2017
22:18 - Aramis: I feel like owais and naan when I play anyway
22:18 - Aramis: XD
22:18 - Illmaster Hyper Snyper: i feel like you when i play
22:19 - Aramis: Woooow xD

26/07/2017
23:46 - Aramis: oi
23:46 - Aramis: mason
23:46 - Aramis: jamaal is around if u wanna talk to him on ts
00:26 - Methalopod: Nah they guy has got gulab jamun for brains fam
00:35 - Aramis: LOOOOOOOOOOL




6:04 PM - SonsofSparda: egg fried rice + donner
6:05 PM - SonsofSparda: shapuri donner
6:05 PM - SonsofSparda: with egg fried rice
6:05 PM - SonsofSparda: with fries
6:05 PM - SonsofSparda: onion salad



"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"- Kouba 2k15