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वाह! वाह !
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गांड के साथ अक्सर ये घटना घट जाती है !
मुसीबत कोसों दूर होती है बहनचोद गांड पहले ही फट जाती है !!
The bond between you and Patanjali is very powerful & promising.
Your gift is waiting in State Bank of India. Huehuehue?
Patanjali will also send you the gift hamper for signing my profile.
Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.
par maine kya kiya?
╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆ 2024
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ¥☆★☆★☆¥★☆★☆¥★☆¥
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⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠘⠟⠄⠄⣸⣿⠇
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠾⠿⢿⣯⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⠁⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣽⠁⣰⣧⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣯⢰⡿⣽⡆⢼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢽⣞⡏⠘⣯⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠽⢇⣀⠟⠁⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣴⣴⢶⣶⣷⣶⣦⣴⣶⣶⣖⣶⣶⣶⡶
⠸⣿⢋⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡾⢹⣏⣿⣶⣿⣿⡿⣿⣶⡚⣿⡍
⠈⢻⣷⡿⣿⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣟⣿⡻⠿⠀
⠀⠈⠱⣿⣫⡿⣙⣾⣿⣾⣟⢿⣽⣧⣿⡗⠛⣟⣻⡏⠁⠀
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HAPPY DIWALI
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⣿⣿⣿⢳⣿⡇⠀⠀⠸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⡿⠿⠈⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷⡀⠀
⣿⣿⣦⠀⣜⣿⡄⠀⠀⢤⣶⣿⠇⢸
⣿⣿⣿⡃⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠸
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⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴
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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !
Remember to send Resume/CV (Not PDF/photo) *ONLY VIDEO RESUME* .
you know what i mean huehehue.
Any Patanjali HR, will connect with you :) .
Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.
I want to join your company and make a good career. Ty
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⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗
⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄
⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄
⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄
⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄
Patanjali supports this cause & will fund the mission.
Regards,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.
Please do visit. It means a lot.
Thankyou,
yours Faithfully,
Shri.Norinder "Bhadwa" Mudi.
Regards,
PMO office India,
New Delhi, Randbazaar Nagar,Randipur.
110069.
वाह! वाह !
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गांड के साथ अक्सर ये घटना घट जाती है !
मुसीबत कोसों दूर होती है बहनचोद गांड पहले ही फट जाती है !!
Interviewer- चांद पर पहला कदम किसने रखा था?
Norinder- निल आर्म स्ट्रॉन्ग ने.
Interviewer- और दूसरा.?
Norinder - उसी ने ही रखा होगा मादरचोद ,लंगड़ी खेलने थोड़ी गया था ....!!
Pemso ka sahi instamaal .
Regards ,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.
Regards, PMO OFFICE, Randipur, New Delhi.
_/\_
Pranaam .
Chodu Cheems ka jara dekh lena vo Indonesia mai jana hai .
Regards ,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.
I am officially back to my office,
if you find any difficulties on steam kindly contact us.
REGARDS,
~PMO OFFICE, NEW DELHI,
DALAAL CHOWK, OPP TO RAANDBAZAAR, RANDIPUR.
110069.
Aur jaankari keliye aap Patanjali H.Q mai aaiye aur Aasaram "Bhau" Bapu apko aage ki training denge.
Regards ,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.
Best 69ers and Doggy Stylers Will Get life time membership of Patanjali Choda Fan Club.
-Regards.
Patanjali Choda Founder.(Verified)
Patanjali HeadQuarters, NewYork, 694U.
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AUKAD hi nahi hai AUKADLESS log ki uninstall karle chutiye dalindar .
we're baba ram dev chele
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⢀⣀⣈⣉⣉⣉⣙⣁⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣷⠈⠉⠙⠛⢻⣭⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡿⠇⠻⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠇
Patanjali Center mai bhi bhejo apni maa ko .
a famous line by a legendary person for some leJHANDZ