Rules for Academic Deans:
(1) HIDE!!!!
(2) If they find you, LIE!!!!
-- Father Damian C. Fandal
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After they got rid of capital punishment, they had to hang twice
as many people as before.
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Eh, that's it, I guess. No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this
kernel, I'm afraid, but you're still supposed to think of this as the
"happening of the century" (at least until the next kernel comes along).
Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
series of kernels. So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
-- Linus Torvalds, on releasing 1.3.27
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Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, at best,
reformed or potential lunatics.
-- Susan Sontag
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Newlan's Truism:
An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the
government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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so im lonely on valentines day should i jack off

happy valentine's day

congratulations you have cancer dabbing pig

Have an epic week!

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