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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:50am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:57am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:50am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:31am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:12am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:48am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:12am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:44am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:11am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:40am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:11am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:49am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:59pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:44am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:24am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:42am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 29 @ 3:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:08am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:40am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:46am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:50am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:42am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:45am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:43pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:17am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:47pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:18am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:49am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:52am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:17am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:44am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:08am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:04am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:45am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:39am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:39am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:38am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:39am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:50am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:44am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:09am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:12am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 8:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:25am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:17am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:42am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:55pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:16am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:44am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:10pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:43am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:13am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:22am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 5:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:34pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:01am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:54am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:37am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:44am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:11am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:14am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:08am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:26am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:14am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:50pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:50pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked May 30 @ 2:59pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked May 30 @ 2:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:02am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:53pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:25am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:40am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:02pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:47pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:24am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:59am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:03am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 3:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:08am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:16am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:28am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:37am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 23 @ 9:53am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 23 @ 9:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 11:06am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:00am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 4:30am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 3:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 8:04am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:37am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:50am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:21am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:29am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:05am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:05am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:24pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 5:59am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:51am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:19am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:36am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:33am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 4:44pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:20am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:42am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 9:10am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:51am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 4:35pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:29am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:55am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:50am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:58pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:36am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:20pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:01pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:50am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:27am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:22am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 4:13am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 3:01am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:33am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:52am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:25am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 4:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 4:13am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 4:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 11:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 11:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 9:10am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:36am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:50am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:58pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:30am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:47pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:09pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 23 @ 9:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 4:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 3:08am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 10:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 2:34am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:17pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22 @ 11:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:30am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:14am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:12am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:40am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:50am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:05am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 9:32am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:08am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:12am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:12am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:49am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 7:19am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:55am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:50am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:50am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:05pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:09pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:31am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 2:12am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:58pm



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked