I don't know how this works I'm a bear!

Current autoexec:

unbindall;
cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "10.500000"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1"
cl_crosshair_sniper_show_normal_inaccuracy "0"
cl_crosshair_sniper_width "2"
cl_crosshairalpha "205.000000"
cl_crosshaircolor "5"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "127"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "0"
cl_crosshairdot "1"
cl_crosshairgap "2.000000"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairscale "0"
cl_crosshairsize "3.500000"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "1.000000"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "3"
alias practice1 "cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1";cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.0";cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1";cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.300000";cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "5";cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1.000000";cl_crosshairalpha "255";cl_crosshaircolor "5";cl_crosshaircolor_b "255"";
alias practice2 "cl_crosshaircolor_g "255";cl_crosshaircolor_r "255";cl_crosshairdot "1";cl_crosshairgap "-4.000000";cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0";cl_crosshairscale "0";cl_crosshairsize "0.500000";cl_crosshairstyle "4";cl_crosshairthickness "2.000000";cl_crosshairusealpha "1";cl_fixedcrosshairgap "0"";
alias practice "practice1;practice2";
bind "kp_end" "practice";
bind "kp_downarrow" "exec autoexec.cfg";
alias nadepractice1 "sv_cheats 1;sv_infinite_ammo 1; mp_roundtime_defuse 60; mp_restartgame 1; sv_grenade_trajectory 1; sv_grenade_trajectory_thickness 0.5; sv_grenade_trajectory_time 60";
alias nadepractice2 " give weapon_smokegrenade; give weapon_hegrenade; give weapon_molotov; give weapon_flashbang";
bind "kp_home" "nadepractice1";
bind "kp_pgup" "nadepractice2";
bind "2" "slot2";
bind "4" "slot5";
bind "a" "+moveleft";
bind "b" "buymenu";
bind "c" "slot6";
bind "d" "+moveright";
bind "e" "+use";
bind "f" "slot7";
bind "g" "slot3";
bind "h" "slot9";
bind "i" "say That spawn brought to you by the Call of Duty series"
bind "j" "say I don't know what you were planning on having for dinner but it seems you will likely be eating ♥♥♥♥.";
bind "m" "teammenu";
bind "o" "say Surprise mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!";
bind "p" "say Sit yo 5 dolla ass down befor I make change!";
bind "q" "drop";
bind "r" "+reload";
bind "s" "+back";
bind "t" "+lookatweapon";
bind "u" "messagemode2";
bind "v" "slot8";
bind "w" "+forward";
bind "x" "slot10";
bind "y" "messagemode";
bind "z" "radio1";
bind "`" "toggleconsole";
bind "," "buyammo1";
bind "." "buyammo2";
bind "SPACE" "+jump";
bind "TAB" "+showscores";
bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect";
bind "DEL" "mute";
bind "PAUSE" "pause";
bind "SHIFT" "+speed";
bind "CTRL" "+duck";
bind "F3" "autobuy";
bind "F4" "rebuy";
bind "F5" "jpeg";
bind "F6" "save quick";
bind "F7" "load quick";
bind "F10" "quit prompt";
bind "MOUSE1" "+attack";
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2";
bind "MOUSE4" "+voicerecord";
bind "MWHEELUP" "slot1";
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "slot2";
cl_righthand 1;
cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "1.5";
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0.75";
viewmodel_fov "54.000000";
viewmodel_offset_x "-1.100000";
viewmodel_offset_y "2.0";
viewmodel_offset_z "-2.0";
cl_bob_lower_amt "12.5";