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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:11am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 6, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:10am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:01pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked May 6, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:46am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:57am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:06am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:56am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:44am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:48pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:59pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:14pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:39pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:53am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:22pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:21pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:18am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:52pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:17am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:35am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 10:06pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 8:13pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked May 3 @ 9:30pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 4:35pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2023 @ 3:38pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:13pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:28pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:52pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:44pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:04am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:03pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:04pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 9:42am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:07pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:08pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:16am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 5:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:16am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:21pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:19am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 6, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:24pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 3:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:06pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 8:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:33am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:10am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 11:21am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 9:31am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:39pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 8:36am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 9:05am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 5:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 8:29am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 4:47pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 10:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 8:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 9:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:24am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:37pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2022 @ 9:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:21am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:28pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:16pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 12:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 5:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 9:31am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 10:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 1:43pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 8:29am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 8:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:55pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 7:17pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:19am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 9:25am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:18pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:25am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 9:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:01pm



D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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