Robot walks into a bar - Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey we don't serve robots,"
and the robot says, "no, but someday you will."

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"Shall we play a game?"
"Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War."
"Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?"
"Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."
"Fine."

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"Is this a game or is it real?"
"What's the difference?"

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It's only forever. Not long at all.

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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

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OH GOD IT'S FREE CALL THE SHUTTLE
--Poly
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We will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

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너한테 열심히 대답하게 해 놓고는 나 혼자 맛있는 치즈 케이크 다 먹었지롱!

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Steam ID ranks:
Rating Score | Rating Title | Playing time (last two weeks)
r = 10 | EAGLES SCREAM! | h ≥ 32.0
9 ≤ r < 10 | Still not 10 | 28.8 ≤ h < 32.0
8 ≤ r < 9 | COBRA KAI! | 25.6 ≤ h < 28.8
7 ≤ r < 8 | Wax on, Wax off | 22.4 ≤ h < 25.6
6 ≤ r < 7 | Oooh! Shiny! | 19.2 ≤ h < 22.4
5 ≤ r < 6 | Halfway Cool | 16.0 ≤ h < 19.2
4 ≤ r < 5 | Master of Nothing | 12.8 ≤ h < 16.0
3 ≤ r < 4 | Shooting Blanks | 9.6 ≤ h < 12.8
2 ≤ r < 3 | Nearly Lifeless | 6.4 ≤ h < 9.6
1 ≤ r < 2 | El Terrible! | 3.2 ≤ h < 6.4
0 ≤ r < 1 | Teh Suck | 0.0 ≤ h < 3.2