im russian

She almost made me drown in my wet dream

My ears are closed so I can't see you

im checking the zoo under the fridge because my snake told my grandma that mcdonalds has a buffet when someone yells bingo at 6 am in the night

I'm trapped in the home depot basement and he's feeding me orange peels :,c please help

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE DAMN DUDE THAT KILLED YOU!


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