OH MY GOD, CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE SHEER AMERICAN GREATNESS THAT IS JONAH?! THIS MAN IS THE EPITOME OF ALL THINGS RED, WHITE, AND BLUE! HIS MOWING SKILLS ARE SO EXPLOSIVELY INCREDIBLE, IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS LIKE A MAJESTIC EAGLE SOARING THROUGH THE SKY! JONAH FILLS MY VEINS WITH THE PATRIOTIC BLOOD OF OUR BELOVED NATION (EVEN THOUGH I'M FROM KAZAKHSTAN, BUT WHO CARES?!). I AM LITERALLY READY TO GRAB A JOHN DEERE LAWNMOWER AND TEAR UP THOSE RURAL AMERICAN ACRES LIKE A TRUE LAWN-COWBOY! THANK YOU, CAPITALISM, FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST DAMN LAWNMOWER-LOVING, FLAG-WAVING AMERICANS WE CAN BE! GOD BLESS JONAH AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.! 🦅🦅

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This is the ALL SEEING EYE
Copy and paste him 5 times
or the eye will butt rape you.

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miss you...

*poke*

joniethan

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jonahthan

Hi. Please do not leave derogatory comments referring to " En Wards" On my steam Acc. ount. thanks!

Step up the game!!...Bee just landed on ur testicle and one tarantula hanging on ur dicke there's a mexican standoff btw them...tick tock what u gona do big guy???...!!

You seem mature for your age. Do you listen to Queen?

most fashionable n word that i know

let me out

Hey Guys!

love you btw

hi idiot

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

shut up jonah SHUT UP. DUMB ♥♥♥♥.

hie

I just opened my Stick Fight: The Game. Sadly, It won't launch for me.

Nonce.

i think that im Tom Cruise.....
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BUT ♥♥♥♥♥ IM BOBBY WIT DAT TOOL
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RUN UP ON EM ACCA FOOL💥🔫😤💪💯

this guy hacked into my steam paypal wal;let and took all of my steam gems¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUMING!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¬

im just going to delete that message pretend you never said that ♥♥♥♥, if you EVER post some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that on my profile again im on a plane to amsterdam to ♥♥♥♥ you up. you have been warned. owo!

seriously jonie if you say one more word i will put you in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground. last warning. owo

ohayo jonah-kun. oba-chan made us some omurice (*≧ω≦*) please come downstairs to eat. Then we can play with neko-chan ( =ω=)..nyaa

Woah. Those pants are crazy, I love it.

CAN I HAVE HOTDOG PLEASE!!!???

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Excuse me, but as a knowledgeable software developer, bugs are literally IMPOSSIBLE to fix. If you had any idea how coding worked you'd know that. It is completely unreasonable to suggest that professional developers be able to develop a game. Now you may think that us not being able to fix bugs makes us look incompetent, but you have to understand that programming is the hardest job any human can possibly do. It isn't just applying learned skills. Proper programming requires an ethereal binding of the mind and soul with the source code. It isn't as simple as the normie non-software developer types suggest. Please send more money.

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This poor soul switched over to Rocket League because I ♥♥♥♥ kicked him in Borderlands 2. The poor Pleb hasn't touched the game since that glorious day LOL.

savage

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d ctrl R and myute everthin

I would come into the room and spread your legs on the bed and grind hard on ur ♥♥♥♥♥. Then I would take your pants off so u were in a thong and have you twerk on me until I was rock hard. Then I would give you a hickey while my fingers were in your tight ♥♥♥♥♥ making you wet as a water slide. Then I would put your hand on my big ♥♥♥♥ and let you stroke it while I played with ur boobs and grabbed ur big fat ass. Then I would put my ♥♥♥♥ in and thrust hard as you screamed for ur daddy. Then I would turn you so u were in doggy and I would choke you and slap ur ass while I hit it from the back. You would gasp and moan for me to ♥♥♥♥ you harder and I would. Then I would pull out you would titty ♥♥♥♥ me until I shot my hot load of ♥♥♥ onto your neck. Then I would finger you hard until you squirted.

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Got this copy of DotA 2 for ya...Free even! No matter what my profile picture my convey!

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