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Vamos proceder.

Salmão no forno

Ingredientes:
cebola: 1
alho-francês: 1
sal
1/2 c. de sobremesa
batatinhas novas: 0,5 kg
lombos de salmão (600 g): 4
azeite: 1 c. de sopa
pimenta rosa moída: qb
manjericão fresco: qb
alecrim fresco: qb

Preparação
Passo 1
Pré-aqueça o forno a 180º C.
Passo 2
Pique a cebola, corte o alho francês às rodelas e descasque as batatas.
Passo 3
Num tabuleiro de forno faça uma cama com a cebola e o alho francês.
Passo 4
Tempere com parte do sal e pimenta e junte os lombos de salmão.
Passo 5
Coloque as batatinhas à volta e regue tudo com o azeite.
Passo 6
Tempere com o restante sal e pimenta.
Passo 7
Leve ao forno durante 30 minutos.
Passo 8
Retire e decore com manjericão fresco e alecrim. Sirva de imediato.

BACALHAU COM NATAS:

=====>>> ingredientes <<<=====

4 posta(s) de bacalhau demolhado
6 dl leite
1 cebola(s) cortada(s) em rodelas
azeite
2 c. sopa farinha
1 kg batata(s)
noz moscada
2 dl natas
queijo ralado
sal
Pimenta

=====>>> preparação <<<=====
1. Coza as postas de bacalhau em leite.
2. Corte a cebola em rodelas finas e refogue em azeite até estar mole e transparente.
3. Escorra o bacalhau e desfaça-o em lascas e junte à cebolada. Deixe refogar lentamente. Polvilhe com farinha, mexa e regue com leite coado, onde cozeu antes o bacalhau. Deixe engrossar, mexendo de vez em quando.
4. Descasque e corte as batatas em cubos e frite em óleo não quente, de forma a deixá-las mais cozidas que fritas. Escorra as batatas e junte-as ao bacalhau. Tempere com sal, pimenta e noz-moscada.
5. Deite tudo num tabuleiro untado de ir ao forno, espalhe por cima as natas e polvilhe com queijo ralado. Leve ao forno até estar gratinado. Sirva com uma salada fresca de alface e tomate.

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