Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky?
Landlord: That would be free sir.
Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.
ㅤ* Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
ㅤ* What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!