it's gonna be 2022 tomorrow but I'm taking this opportunity to thank all my friends who made 2021 an absolutely amazing year. i play like bronze in apex but they keep me in their platinum lobby. thank you. also this message is to ensure my slot in the lobby for the next year too.

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

This mf is the biggest sim.. oh wait. Simpu bran. Thats should be explanation enough.

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The list continues:

41. Smoking Krills

42. Albus Doubledoors

43. ISIS Bucket Challenge

44. I love you say it back

45. Shrek 3 on DVD

46. Ubisoft has the best servers

47. I identify as a toaster

48. Fork Q

49. The Entire Soviet Union

50. Level 10 Breakfast Box

51. AFKennedy

52. Adolf RageQuitler

53. Carry Potter

54. ICantPauseItMom

55. ISwearSheWasLv18

56. Bonus chromosome

57. 7th May 1945

58. Charlies Sheen

59. Jew Tour Guide

60. Hot Gay Dad

61. CSGO Kill Yourself

62. The Amish Jedi

63. Registered Flex Offender

64. Saddam Hussein

65. Wiggy Wonka

66. YugiOhNo

67. Lil Ranch

68. Despacito 2

69. iNoScopedJFK

70. Kim Jong Illest

Here is a list of funny Steam names you can use:

1. DyslexicStoner240

2. Julius Seizure

3. Crossfit Jesus

4. AlQaholic

5. VACation

6. I Can See Your Pixels

7. Pm Me Your Password

8. One Ton Soup

9. Osama bin Laggin

10. Bread Pitt

11. Julius Sneezer

12. Fedora The Explora

13. Low Hanging Fruit

14. Release the Karen

15. Ouija Bored

16. Trust Me Im Lying

17. Bruce Jender

18. Beddy Tear

19. Aloha Akbar

20. It Hurts When IP

21. Heres20BucksKillMe

22. Jean Claude Van Darn It All

23. Gild This Or The Cat Dies

24. Grammar Jew

25. Take A Tako Leave a Tako

26. Spruce Willis

27. sapnu puas

28. Cool Side of the Pillow

29. therapist

30. Vowel movement

31. Dyler Turden

32. Elfish Presley

33. Im An Object Your Honor

34. I tell myself secrets

35. Hold my ham

36. Hey you not you

37. Tyrone Hambone

38. Obi Juan Kenobi

39. Rob Boss

40. awptism