wannabe AWPer with over 14k hours on CSGO, which basically means i have spent a small human lifetime holding angles, missing noobs and pretending it was desync.

Upgraded to CS2, where all my years of muscle memory were instantly deleted on launch, yet I still queue every day like I enjoy emotional damage.

I specialize in:
• Holding the same angle for 45 seconds
• Flicking at the speed of regret
• Whiffing one easy shot and instantly blaming my team
• 200 IQ mindgames (mostly with myself)
• Winning eco rounds with an AWP I stole from the last guy who trusted me

Achievements include:
✔ Domed more teammates than enemies (accidentally?)
✔ Survived 14k hours of csgo toxicity without becoming a philosopher
✔ Top tier AWP skills, bottom tier economy management
✔ Peaks that your therapists warn you about

If you open mid, Im there.
If you peek me, you are already dead.
If I missed… lag.