Recent reviews by PhilMcKraken

Gachi Heroes is truly the pinnacle of gaming. You need an incredibly advanced set of intellectual skills, an IQ of at least 250, and you need to be older than 25 in order to truly comprehend even the most basic aspects of the game. Think about it. Every click, every movement, everything you do can potentially determine what you will do later on in the game. Gachi Heroes is a strategy game on par with Chess. Each version of Gachi Heroes varies so much that they're basically entirely different games. I'm seriously tired of everyone calling this a game for little kids, little kids can barely understand LEGO, let alone the masterpiece that is Minecraft. Do you think that a little kid could build an auto-slapper in Gachi Heroes? Hell no. Playing Gachi Heroes is one of the most mentally exhausting things you could ever do.

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9/10 for accuacy

reviewing so it shows up on my friend's recommended

This game is a masterpiece. The audio, the visuals, the gameplay and the characters. The dialog made me cry. I've played this game twice already and both times I had a completely different experience. It's beautiful, and I will continue playing this game until the end of me. I don't just recommend this game, I'm telling you to play it. If you don't, you are missing out on the reason humans exist. Every single person should play this game. I will fight wars to make sure people can continue playing this game. I have stayed in my room since this came out, which is the day I wrote this, and I haven't talked to anyone except the NPCs in this game. I think this is the next step in human evolution. We will eventually all be plugged into a machine, like in the movie, "The Matrix", where this beautiful masterpiece will be our life. Every day, we will wake up in heaven. Every night, we will go to sleep on the copy-pasted textures on the ground. That soon will be the glorious reality, the reality we are meant to be in. Download this game right now, it should only take you a second, and play it. Enjoy it. Live it.

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Didn't play it too much, but it was fun.

P.S: You will be baked and then there will be cake.
(Unless you decide not to get baked)